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Freddie Krueger


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Uke hasn't answered one question yet. This thread is dying fast......

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It's a lot of questions, Freddie. Even Uke has to do research and study, always trying to keep current.

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Uh...sorry Fred, what was your question? I had a small brain fart...and lost track of... Uh...never mind.

Let's go for ice cream!

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See, that is how you got me off the topic of what happened to the welcome wagon, by tempting me with ice cream.

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I got the answer I needed...


Does the ice cream have sprinkles??

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Buckethead wrote:

I got the answer I needed...


Does the ice cream have sprinkles??



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I gotta axe ya Unc...

If corn oil is made from corn
and peanut oil is made from peanuts
just whatthe heck is baby oil made from ?




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Freddie Krueger


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Small brain fart? I need clarification. Is the brain small, or the fart small?

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Freddie...a guy like me, with my intellect...what do you think? When I say 'small,' brain, and fart in one sentence it could take on double meaning.

And Astroboy...your question begs the question. And the answer is obvious... Corn oil=corn. Peanut oil=peanuts. And baby oil? They don't kill the babies however.

They're 'squeezed' at a predetermined temperature, and pressure, depending on their weight, age, and body mass index [BMI] for it's 'fat' content by mass, the oil is then filtered, purified, and a small dose of scent is added. Most likely attar oil.

Some people however prefer the unscented 'baby oil' for use in cooking.

Hope that helps...and thank you all! Remember Uke is here for YOU!

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Uke wrote:

...a guy like me, with my intellect...


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Uke said:
Some people however prefer the unscented 'baby oil' for use in cooking.




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Uke, why does a rotten fart usually hit you in the mouth before the nose?

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That Buckethead is THE mystery of the Twentieth Century... But a clue, just for you! What 'sense organ' is nearer your asshole? Your mouth, or your nose? Answer that...

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And while this thread may be deteriorating, it ain't dead yet Fred!

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Buckethead wrote:

Uke, why does a rotten fart usually hit you in the mouth before the nose?


Your mouth is open? Most the time the nose senses when something
is seriously wrong.

 



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