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The Krink


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The departing soul/spirit could care less what happens to

that pile of junk they just left.

 

Forget cremations or being buried, how about being liquidised? Funeral home brings in machine which turns dead bodies into 'brown syrup'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2039016/Resomation-Florida-funeral-home-brings-body-liquefaction-machine.html#ixzz1YTgPXOYY



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No offense, Krink, but Snippy is not phinding the prospect of a "Krink Drink" appetizing.

Must be the eyes.

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Freddie Kruegerwrote 
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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....
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Ever work with a guy who dipped snuff, and was always leaving cups half full of tobacco spit laying around where it could be mistaken for someones drink cup???

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NOT ONLY CAN YA DO SOME DIPP....YOU CAN BE SOME DIPP!!!


 



-- Edited by Calvin on Tuesday 20th of September 2011 07:07:36 AM

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Can't always remember what I might have said on here before but knew a guy who relieved a crew one night, had coffee in a styrofoam cup, picked up the wrong cup that the preceding guy had been using for a spittoon and left setting on the console, took a big swig. Ugh!

He went to his doctor, he was concerned (don't know why, guy was a heavy smoker), anyway, started to tell the doctor the story, doctor stopped him and said, oh, you're making me sick, don't say anymore, I think you'll be ok, call me if you have any problems.

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I's have to say 2nd on the list of gross is the "water bottle car
ashtray". It's actually a "necessary invention" to "try" to keep
your auto not smelling like an ashtray. Keep your auto ashtray
looking new and carry around a bottle of water to dispose of
butts. Works for me.

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Better yet, don't smoke.

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Freddie Kruegerwrote 
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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....
Freddie Krueger


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Okay if I burn???

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Burn Snippy first, then you go Phred! That'd be fine with me!

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I am kinda surprised nobody brought up "Soylent Green" yet.

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BkackDog? Please remind us about Soylent Green again.

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