Uke, watch for a sale and stock up. Put them everywhere. Put them in your locker at work. Put a pair in every room. Put a pair in the glove compartment. Put a pair in the floor by the back seat. Stick a pair or two under the couch and another pair by the kitchen table. Don't forget to put a pair by the bed. This way, Uke, you'll never be without and while someone else may have a lot of phones, when it comes to reading glasses, you'll be NUMBER ONE.
