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Dec 9 2011 03:15 PM ET

Lindsay Lohan's uncensored 'Playboy' spread online: Will you look?

by Kate Ward

 

LINDSAY-LOHAN

Image Credit: Stefania DAlessandro/Getty Images

Let that professional train-wreck career begin! Just one day after Lindsay Lohans Playboy cover hit the Web, the actress entire photo spread in the magazine is also poised to go viral. Thats right: Uncensored pictures starring the actress are now available online! (Click here to see them.)

So how does she look? Well, like Lindsay Lohan naked. You all might be clicking through the photos, looking at Lohans hidden gems, but Im distracted by something else entirely: The uncreative set. Seriously, as much as I know its inspired by Marilyn Monroes Playboy photo shoot of yore, I still cant help thinking I havent seen anything so one-note since the acting in I Know Who Killed Me. (Badum-ching!)

Two more questions: Since this was presumably shot in his house, where is Quagmire? Also, for those of you who managed to resist clicking above, do you plan to look at the pictures? I admit, it feels a bit odd seeing the woman formerly known as the little girl from The Parent Trap writhing around on tacky furniture, but this is still better than this photo shoot, right?



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Extra! Extra! Skank Robs Hef!



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I wouldn't look at that shit with Uke's eyes

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Okay, I'll take a peek and tell ya what I see with Uke's eyeses. Ya rat bastard you!

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Lindsay Lohan...who? I dont know for the life of me why she is any
kind of a fascination for anybody. Uke keeps dredging up her name.
Uke...you need to let "this one" go.

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It's all Troll's fault. He started the fascination with Lindsay...and then I caught it, then it just went viral! And now there's no hope...

We can try, but there's no going back, no easy out, like closing this thredd. Although...never mind!

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Nothing quite as attractive as a pasty white soft fluffy drug addict. With freckles.

You know you want it.

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Well...I'd hit it. At least once. If she'd let me...I guess.

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Someone please hand Uke the eye bleach.

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Click the LiLo link as a starter.

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