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The Krink


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Any chance these "zombies" will actually be "aliens"?

 

No, really: Govt warns of 'zombie apocalypse'

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Krink, you're startin' ta scare even me now!

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Like in the movie "Signs"..."they dont like water" and so
have lots of glasses of water stationed around your apt.
ready for a "throwing".



-- Edited by The Krink on Friday 7th of September 2012 11:44:56 PM

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I keep a loaded 10-gauge, with 00 buckshot... Probably 14-18 pellets each shot, aim at their head...blow 'em right away! Another dead-assed zombie! Coupla nicely sharpened machetes tu... Zombies move so damn slow, ya got a better'n 3 ta one chance of survivin' a zombie 'attack' by loppin' off their heads!

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But if water will "stop them" Uke...wont that be easier? By the sounds of
things, they melt/dissolve like the wicked witch of the east and you get
to wear their "slippers".

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I'll start keepin' a firehose ready ta go tu! Damn zombies anyway...always ruinin' things!



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Troll doesn't have to worry, they walk right by him. I've seen it.

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Zombies, like everybody else...hate Troll tu! Just sayin'...

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Zombies eat brains. The only thing that can save you is either you don't have a brain, or you are wearing a brian jacket.

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Fuck Uke is raw meat.

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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....
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