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Yep. No more funny hats. No more pope-mobile. No more nothing. We're all doomed! Again!

Dammit!

 



-- Edited by Uke on Monday 11th of February 2013 07:53:37 AM

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Meanwhile Catholics in "The Great White (frozen) North" reacted with mixed expression...

 

Calgary Catholics react to Pope Benedict XVI's resignation

Posted: Feb 11, 2013 1:26 PM MT

Last Updated: Feb 11, 2013 12:13 PM MT

Michael Duggan, a professor of theology at St. Mary's University College, called the pope's decision to resign wise.Michael Duggan, a professor of theology at St. Mary's University College, called the pope's decision to resign wise. (CBC)

News that Pope Benedict XVI will resign his post at the end of the month is reverberating through Calgary's Catholic community.

Outside a downtown Calgary Catholic church on Monday, parishioners called the news surprising.

He is just too damn old anyway, said Jesus Nunez, who has a lot of respect for the Pope's contributions. He is not strong enough."

"I was a bit shocked actually," said Margaret Waghchoure. "I think he's good, very broad-minded and should just get out now." was Ms. W's. final comment.

Michael Duggan, a professor of theology at St. Mary's University College in Calgary, said it was cowardly.

I think it was a very wise decision. This is a man who is in touch with God. He said that the world is changing so dramatically, that there are so many issues for someone in his position to have to attend to. And he just didnt have the time for people who are always asking for some proof that God cares. Which when pressed he said, "Well you know." With a wink, and a nudge!

In a statement on Vatican Radio's website Monday, the 85-year-old Pope said  "Surprise!"

"After having repeatedly examined my conscience before God, I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to an adequate exercise of the Petrine ministry," the Pope said. Benedict said his strength, over the last few months, "has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me."

'Seriousness of this act'

The head of the world's 1.2 billion Catholics, Benedict said he was "well aware of the seriousness of this act." The last pontiff to quit in office was Pope Gregory XII, who stepped down in 1415 to end a schism in the church. Benedict announced his decision in Latin during a meeting with cardinals Monday morning. The move caught even those closest to him off guard.

There will be no pontiff until a successor is chosen, the Vatican said. That selection process is expected to take place in mid-March.

The three Canadian cardinals who will be part of the conclave to pick a new pontiff are:

  • Cardinal Marc Ouellet, head of the Vatican's office for bishops.
  • Cardinal Thomas Collins, archbishop of Toronto.
  • Cardinal Jean-Claude Turcotte, retired archbishop of Montreal.

Any cardinal under age 80 can vote in the selection of a new pontiff. They will be sequestered in Vatican City for a conclave that must be held between 15 and 20 days after Benedict's last day. Voting will be conducted in secret, and the ballots are burned following each round of balloting. White smoke indicates that a new pontiff has been selected, while black smoke indicates that no decision has been reached.

At the time of his selection as Pope, Benedict was 78 years old, making him the oldest pontiff elected in roughly three centuries. A bookish Pope who did not have the charisma of his predecessor, Benedict was a conservative theologian who tried to rekindle faith in Catholics and remind the church of its traditions.

Concluding remarks were read by theologian Michael Duggan: "So he quits, big deal! It's not like it's never happened before... Okay, a pope hasn't resigned since, since the 11th., or was it the 12th. century! But I assure you it's no big deal!. Just go home and pray!" Mr.Duggan had nothing further.



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Uke wrote:

Yep. No more funny hats. No more pope-mobile. No more nothing. We're all doomed! Again!

Dammit!

 



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Yeah, it's not like the Vatican won't take care of the guy until he dies... Nope! His retirement package makes RRR look like a joke in comparison! Free coffee, wine wome...altar boys (the younger the better), all the goodies stashed away in Vatican City's basement, not ta mention the best meals on Earth... And free housing, and air fare wherever he decides ta vacation!

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even with my volume turned on high, I cant make any words out.



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Clavalin's equipment is lacking. And here I thought Clavalin had nothing but state of the art stuff. Woe, woe, woe.

Oh, that's right, he blew it all on that ride.

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Hes right, it only plays through one speaker. After listening to hours of comedians on Pandora and Sirius, I've concluded that Stanhope is the funniest standup of all times.

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Pipes FC wrote:

Hes right, it only plays through one speaker. After listening to hours of comedians on Pandora and Sirius, I've concluded that Stanhope is the funniest standup of all times.


 i concur.... seriously

 Stanhope is my favorite.... he blogs on his website once in a while.... it's usually worth the read....

 http://www.dougstanhope.com/



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Thanks for the link, never though of even looking at his website.

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Websight? The pope has a websight? Does Jeezuss know?

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Can we sell commemorative Pope-on-a-Rope Soap in the BJ Winter Fundrive ?



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