When a Texas man reportedly staggered into a local hospital, complaining of dizziness, staff made the rather obvious conclusion.
They gave him a Breathalyzer test.
And sure enough, the 61-year-old appeared to confirm their suspicions. He blew .37 -- nearly five times the legal limit in Texas.
Diagnosis: Drunk.
The only trouble is the patient claimed he hadn't drank a drop all day.
The re-diagnosis? Gut fermentation syndrome, also known as auto-brewery syndrome.