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The Krink · The Forum Celestial Advisor

RE: Uke, what do you make of this?

Troll · 500 - Internal Server Error

The Krink · The Forum Celestial Advisor

You are right Troll. You can get lucky with an earther
woman but you need to meet somehow which is always
a "wildcard event".

Troll · 500 - Internal Server Error

Troll · 500 - Internal Server Error

What does this church look like?

Uke · Cured

Let's see... Uh... How many guesses?

wes · Upgraded Condition

1. What you said / thot.

2. A carpenter's nightmare. (or wet dream)

Troll · 500 - Internal Server Error

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(EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT, (ECO WAS),

SUBJECT Attn: Beneficiary, Your $1.5 Million Dollars Compensation.

Attn: Beneficiary,

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We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various part of west Africa countries which includes (NIGERIA, REPUBLIC OF BENIN, TOGO, GHANA CAMERON AND SENEGAL) and they are all in our custody here in Lagos Nigeria. We have been able to recover so much money from these scam artists. The United Nation Anti-Crime commission and the united state Government has ordered the money recovered from the scammers to be shared among 100 lucky people around the global.

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Barron with your provided information's required.

CONTACT PERSON: Mr. Kenneth Harrison.

CONTACT EMAIL: compensationcentre2010@aliyun.com

CONTACT PHONE NUMBER: +2347051065644

Provide the information below to enable him prepare your ATM Master Credit Card including your pin to access it.

1) YOUR FULL NAME.

2) YOUR RECEIVING ADDRESS.

3) YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.

4) YOUR PROFESSION.

5) YOUR ID/AGE.

Troll · 500 - Internal Server Error

Uke.....give me $350 so I can claim that money....when they send it tu me I will pay you $350k.

Since your name appeared among the lucky beneficiaries who will receive a compensation of $1.5Million, we have arranged your payment through our swift card payment center. But not that, you are to make a payment of $350 dollars for the save keeping and delivery of your ATM CARD before it can be delivered to your house address.

Freddie Krueger · Unstable & Irrational

Me thinks I have a desire to paint some white spots in the road by the church.

Uke · Cured

Okay Troll, the check is in the mail...

Snippy · Force Majeure

Uke wrote:
Okay Troll, the check is in the mail...

CONTACT THIS EMAIL ID inxd1@outlook.com for claims

This Email is to inform you that your email address has just won you dollars

And jaguar car in the ongoing Jaguar automobile Anniversary promotion draws held today In India 13th APRIL 2013. Collects all the email addresses of the people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to Gmail and Yahoo, we only select 5 people as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying.

JAGUAR AUTOMOBILE Lottery Prize must be claimed not later than 4 days from the date of this Notification after the Draw date in which Prize has won. Any prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.

Attached here is the claim verification and funds release form. You are expected to fill and submit to the event manager.

VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM

1. Full name

2. Contact Address

3. Age

4. Telephone Number

5. Sex

6. Occupation

7. Country

8. STATE

9. I...........................................hereby

Declare that the above information is true and binding on me. If

At any time it is discovered that I have given false information, I will forfeit my rights to my winnings.

Contact Events manager Lottery Department

Submit your information to the company email stated below

inxd1@outlook.com

Name: Mr. Diamond Fortun

Uke · Cured

Hey guess what today is? No, no, no... Yeah we know it's Tuesday. Big deal... It's also 11/12/13! And that'll never happen again! You can bet on it!

Cy Valley · Upgraded Condition

After Snippy has his new Jag delivered, he's going to go on tour. Not only will it be the new BJ Welcome Wagon, he'll be coming around to give everyone a free ride. How many of those among us have ever rode in a Jag?

Snippy · Force Majeure

There's a camera in the back seat.

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