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Cy Valley


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I couldn't help but wonder if this is in the Big Book of Excuses?

Florida man stages home burglary to avoid

going to work

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Published: April 2, 2014 at 3:21 PM

Evan Bleier

April 2 (UPI) -- April 2 (UPI) -- A Florida man may have gotten out of going to work after staging a fake burglary at his home,

but the place he ended up is probably worse -- jail.

The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office received a call from Dwayne Yeager on Monday morning informing them that his

house had been broken into.

"My door's open, my windows to my son's bedroom are wide open," Yeager said in his call. "My TV's in there on the ground."

The 31-year-old even had a suspect in the burglary.

"On the corner, right when I pulled up, a white, kind of little Honda Civic pulling away, he said. White, it had kind of like a

black fender."

When neighbors provided deputies with information that indicated Yeager was lying, he was confronted with the

discrepancies and then confessed to faking the entire thing.

"He stated his wife was adamant that he go to work and he didn't want to," according to the arrest report.

Yeager was hit with one count of providing false information to law enforcement and released on $500 bail.

In addition to his employer likely not being too pleased with the situation, Yeagers neighbors also werent thrilled.

Thats just absolutely ridiculous, neighbor Doris Morell told Bay News 9. I mean, who would do that? Thats just absurd.



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Good one for the fifth edition of "Troll's Big Book of Excuses" for avoiding work. [To be published next year (2015)]. BurningJournaldotcom still has TWELVE copies of the fourth edition (with revisions, annotations, and footnotes) to the original 2010 edition.

Interested? Just drop us a note, and YES, we accept all major credit cards, cash, bank notes, personal checks with pre-approval, and all forms of legal tender. But no Monopoly money!

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Troll would have torched the house to avoid work.

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I need food...and my litter box stinks! Get outa that fart sack fat ass!

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 Torch the hou... How could you? This little guy needs you! You best take that back, or all the neighborhood cats are gonna gang up and kick your ass! Ya rat bastard you!

 



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Can't go tonite. Sorry. Got a manicure booked tomorrow a.m.

And then the poodle's gotta get clipped.



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Uke wrote:

 

I need food...and my litter box stinks! Get outa that fart sack fat ass!

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 Torch the hou... How could you? This little guy needs you! You best take that back, or all the neighborhood cats are gonna gang up and kick your ass! Ya rat bastard you!

 

 The cunt spends sometimes up to a week on the streets after bolting out of the house when she goes through false ovulation........she will survive.



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It's just what cats do. Although you might hafta reschedule that manicure, and waxing... Then again, we might be able ta squeeze that into the "Fifth Edition of the Big Book..."



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