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The Krink


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I think "Beno" or something similiar got on the shelves

of most of the USA long ago as something you can take

to prevent "gas" altogether "before you eat" all the things

that are for sure going to give you gas and gas turns into

a lot of farts.  Maybe you arent in a position to fart whenever

you please. Dont want to stink up the bedroom with someone

sleeping right next to you. As far as farts smelling like roses

I need smellivision to see if this not just another attempt

to spray Glade into the bathroom after a stinky shit.

 

Frenchman develops pills to make flatulence smell of roses

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11253203/Frenchman-develops-pills-to-make-flatulence-smell-of-roses.html



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Snippy


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Snippy figured out a way to make his farts smell like shit.

Might ought to get a patent.

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Freddie Kruegerwrote 
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Better late than never on that Snippy. Farts can offer
measurement of how close the loaf is to peeking..out.

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Thunderwagon5000 wrote:

 BTNB



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Freddie Kruegerwrote 
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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....
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