You are so thoughtful Snippy...jus I'm 3k miles away and think TW5K maybe more.
I never got too exotic with my condiments..mustard, relish, onions. I'm going with
a "hot dog in my mind". I can remember how enjoyable they are to eat. You may
not realize this but you need your natural teeth to be in pretty good shape to eat
a hot dog. Its that ability to make a "clean bite" through the bun and weiner which
I have lost forever. If I want a hot dog...all I have to do is "remember" one from long
ago...maybe one from Skagit Speedway early 1970's. "The Canadian Jumbo" hot dog.
Guaranteed to have your stomach making noises shortly after eating.
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