As a reminder we do not allow April Fool's related fictional postings.
Years ago it was cute when there were one or two well thought out postings and some of us were actually fooled. Over the years it transitioned into a license to post whatever totally bizarre thought comes to mind. A few years back we experimented with banning them and the feedback we received was universally positive. There is nothing fooling about them.
Again, I ran out of time. I wanted to make a couple of fake wheel boots to put on cars. That's what they do in Philly when you don't pay your parking tickets. They boot your car.
__________________
I started ophph with nuthin, and I can safely say I have most of it left.... <img