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No need to say much more as getting 10pkgs of meat in your pants is amazing and stable enough to

walk out of the store and flee too. He was caught.

https://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/article215804955.html



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Cops probably picked up some mushrooms

and baker spuds on the way home, eh.

 



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He was going for the "KardASSion" look.



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The only way tu get that much meat down there would be tu start with a little wiener.

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Really? There's more meat than we could ever consume in this country, so why bother stealing it? Same for cheese. Protein over production encouraged by our own govt. through Dept. of Agriculture. Why not just distribute meat at public events, like 'farmers markets'? Couldn't hurt, and probably help keep otherwise innocents out of jail for petty crime!

https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/7/24/17606958/meat-cheese-surplus-visualized



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Cheetolini's trying tu make a dent in that stockpile. He needs help. Give it away at farmer's markets so crackerjacks and meth heads can trade it for ice at their dealer's long weekend BBQ. Petty crime will go down and farmer's refrigeration costs will do so as well. Furthermore, climate change will be slowed and the wall can be built. MAGA !



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Your logical response makes perfect sense! Uke is impressed However this story needs further explanation. It does involve Canuckistan, and only you can help us...please!

https://www.newyorkupstate.com/news/2018/07/canada_dry_ginger_ale_lawsuit_ny.html

 



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Canada Dry sold in Canada is licensed tu be made and sold by Coca Cola Canada inc. Internationally CD is owned by Keurig Dr. Pepper. Coke handles the Dr. Pepper here tu.

About time. She's right, quite right. Might be a vague, subtle hint of ginger there. Not much. But it's still one of the favored phaggy sody pop highball mix soda phor femme rye whiskey drinker goofs. Most likely exactly because it is so flavor neutral. Schweppes is almost as bad eh. The affordable house brand with a lot of ginger enjoyed by many including real Jamaican Canadians known tu me -

http://www.thirstydudes.com/review/president-s-choice-jamaican-style-ginger-beer-1556

Sweet, but if there was any more ginger in it ? Woa.  I'll cut it 50% water and squeeze fresh lemon juice intuit. Good phor what ails ya.

 



-- Edited by Thunderwagon5000 on Tuesday 31st of July 2018 06:00:43 PM

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"Snippy" think his answer was worthy of a BJPC prize and respectfully asks for a review.

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Snippy wrote:

"Snippy" think his answer was worthy of a BJPC prize and respectfully asks for a review.


 Retireded Snippy knows the rulez , - "Prize will be awarded not less than 24 hours following the time thread was started, in order tu permit mebmers still workin for the railroadway on the road to post replies"

Yellow card.

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That was phunny, though.



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Snippy wrote:

The only way tu get that much meat down there would be tu start with a little wiener.


 OK, OK, you're railroad guys, it mite tak a little time tu get tu it.



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Uke is NOT a member (obviously) of BJPC, but agrees with TW-5K in that rulez iz rulez and must apply in this case.

Snippy must know by now that he iz forbidden to petition BJPC! His post must be nominated by the other member of BJPC.

So now we wait...                            BJPC_zps4d2209eb-2.jpg



-- Edited by Uke on Tuesday 31st of July 2018 07:15:31 PM

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Speaking of a liquid that doesn't have any "Grenadine" listed in the ingredients.
"Grenadine Syrup" . Todays most popular Grenadine liquid is really a horror concoction
of artificial everything. Real Grenadine syrup is actually a Pomegranate liqueur and I
was able to find it easily until the WA State Liquor stores closed a decade ago. Sorry for those
that need to have red syrup in their drink. Plenty of cocktail choices without...just saying.

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Meanwhile... Bufalo, or more correctly American Bison. Meat. It's hands down better'n beef, and better for ya. No chemicals, grass fed, NOT fattened in feed lots, where they're force fed crappy grain, and silage...

Watch this:https://www.facebook.com/NowThisFood/videos/1023657457814306/

...and Uke recomends grass fed bison. Steaks, chops, ground, roasts. Uke loves pork products tu, but given a choice, let the pig meat go. Maybe grab a pound of ground-buffalo. (Don't steal it though!)

 



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