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Uke


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What izzit? The usual Kersmuss crap, only this time they figured it might be time ta a get Jeezuss into the act! Maybe that'll entice more shoppers into the stores ta buy schitt they really don't need, but ta give away as 'gifts' from Santa.

Right. Right. Like we've never been through this crap before. Hmmm...

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What does Jeebus have to do with Xmas?

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Why, why everything! And more because it's a celebration in his name! Haven't you noticed all the churches everywhere c laim to be "Church of Christ," or "First Church of Gawd," or "Christ Church of Gosh" , etc. Lotta Jeezuss around. Not ta mention all the sales claiming to be Christmess Sales, which ONLY happen because of your boy Jeebus! Everybody ove Jeezuss/Jeebus! It's his birthday after all, and that's why his birthday is called Christ-mass.

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And this is just the beginning. Unfortunately as we, close in on that other major holiday well known for excesses, Thanksgiving, and the day after when the shit hits the fan,and gets everybody!

You think you're immune, and they can't touch ya! Hah! Just like the bubonic plague, they'll getcha! One way or another the vampires of the retail world fix their crosshairs on you! Bam! You're dead. Your credit card is maxed out. But everybody on your list will receive a gift from you!

Ain't Christ-mess just wonderful? Nope! In the immortal words of Scrooge, "Bah... Humbug to Chtist's mess!"

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2018/11/9/18079976/holiday-shopping-psychology



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Uke wrote:

Why, why everything! And more because it's a celebration in his name! Haven't you noticed all the churches everywhere c laim to be "Church of Christ," or "First Church of Gawd," or "Christ Church of Gosh" , etc. Lotta Jeezuss around. Not ta mention all the sales claiming to be Christmess Sales, which ONLY happen because of your boy Jeebus! Everybody ove Jeezuss/Jeebus! It's his birthday after all, and that's why his birthday is called Christ-mass.

 Think we covered this long ago that Jeebus was born February 3rd real name Jmmanuel. Throughout his life he was never called "Jeebus Crike". That name

was given to him in 189AD by those forming Christianity and re-writings of what they thought he said. The December 25th fake/wild guess birthday of baby

Jeebus was to screw with the pagan celebration of Winter Solstice. Hence...christmess/crikemess.



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