They had these phag (you know, uh, not that there is really, um, uh, anything wrong with that alternate, uh lifestyle, or anything, you know) bars in Asheville similar tu that. Also, the ones where the only person not pedaling is the bartender.
DeWayne and Rick really razzzed on their erstwhile chum, Mark, about living in the phag (still, you know, your choice, this is umm, really a phree society and everything) capital of the world. There are at least one here who can decode those names.
That's the PHAG capital now? You're telling me it's not the city by the bay anymore? So what you're saying is that there are countless coffee shops selling hazelnut there?
Oh, and isn't Mark a native? You sure can't help what you're a native of.