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Well maybe not you per se, but they DO want your eyeballs on the TV when they're broadcasting their take on what they call 'the news,' which we all know is just slightly (?) tilted to the right. But hey that doesn't mean they're wrong right?

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We went into one of our favorite breakfast places recently and they'd installed a new TV. There it was, Faux and Friends on view for all to see. Should we quit patronizing them?

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I always ask the waiter if they could change the channel or turn the volume low enuff so that I can't hear it.

If you tell them that politics makes you sick to your stomach, they will do something. 



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Cy Valley wrote:

We went into one of our favorite breakfast places recently and they'd installed a new TV. There it was, Faux and Friends on view for all to see. Should we quit patronizing them?


 Snippy would. And has. YMMV. 

This was (tu "Snippy") a great breakfast place. If you look, you can see the Fucking FUX TeeVee in the center of the picture.

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I rather watch dogs sniff each others ass, real news is getting passed on that way...


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We had Faux News but **** *** chased him off. **** ***!

 

 

 
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*** ***! Bullschitt! We still got FauxNooz right here see?

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-- Edited by Uke on Thursday 25th of April 2019 02:12:02 PM



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 FauxNooz has dropped the chic... Uh, women for their newest retro look by 'substituting' men as anchors. Again. Back ta the future folks

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                                    Thanks FauxNooz. bj.com phans ove FauxNooz! Keep it coming to us. BTW Fuck Trump!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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Yeah but their newest advert is aimed straight at YOU! But this time it IS different. Yep. FauxNooz wants not only your eyeballs, your mind sole, and you money tu!

                   

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Cy Valley wrote:

We went into one of our favorite breakfast places recently and they'd installed a new TV. There it was, Faux and Friends on view for all to see. Should we quit patronizing them?


 

We went in last week and guess what, no more Fox.  New owners, TV is still there but they set it on the local cable news, known as Spectrum Bay News Nine.

The old owner had it twenty-five years, sold it and retired, I have to wonder why in the last three months or so he had it, he decided to put in a TV and broadcast hate to everyone.

On another note, saw an old man yesterday with a Trump 2020 hat on.  You just want to walk up and say, "MORAN!", but what would you gain and who knows, this is FLA, he might take a Stand Your Ground approach.  What times we live in.

 



-- Edited by Cy Valley on Saturday 10th of August 2019 09:10:08 AM

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I suggest a gentle hint to the guy, say "Your choice of TV news really sucks!" Maybe try CBS morning or NBC, ABC, anything else BUT FauxNooz! Make sure he knows you're a 'regular,' and you'll tell everybody you know his food stinks, and their service is rotten tu!

Anything to make your point! Including subterfuge! Remember your railroad roots. You CAN do this!

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Uke wrote:

I suggest a gentle hint to the guy, say "Your choice of TV news really sucks!" Maybe try CBS morning or NBC, ABC, anything else BUT FauxNooz! Make sure he knows you're a 'regular,' and you'll tell everybody you know his food stinks, and their service is rotten tu!

Anything to make your point! Including subterfuge! Remember your railroad roots. You CAN do this!


 Did you read my previous post?  Asking for a friend (Snippy), who is really wondering.



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Swap 'can' for the 'did'.

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Thanks "Snippy" you do understand the point clearly. Cy should reread hiz own post before critiquing ***, and his obvious suggestion!

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More suspicious 'news' from our frie... The FauxNooz team that's always on top of the story. Whatever that sto...bullschitt may be!

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/donald-trump-bill-clinton-jeffrey-epstein-suicide-theory

However I did not see this story on FauxNooz TV. Nope. I merely read it on line through the news feeder.



-- Edited by Uke on Sunday 11th of August 2019 07:52:28 AM

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