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Maybe the grass IS greener...
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...which seems ta be one reason so many folks are on the move to the West. Not just the west per se, but the GPNW. Right into The Krink's 'hood! But that may be good for our bud. Yes and no! His house value may literally jump upwards overnight, but with the higher valuation of real estate property taxes are l...
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Happy Birthday Tu Poster Buckethead!
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Just a couple weeks before Woodstock, a little bucket entered the earthly realm.
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Mississippi
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Just because it's the 'deep south,' and in the 'bible belt,' and a bastion of ignorance, and white supremacy tu! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFVJwFN_a0o Fuck Mis sippi!
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No more Bruce/Caitlyn! Nope
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Let's try this: Camels. That's right camels. How much do ya know about camels? Not much. That's okay because here's our first lesson. Everything ya wanted ta know, or not about 'em! https://www.livescience.com/27503-camels.html Tres interessant non? Yep!
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C'mon admit it, ya DID wanna know, but were afraid ta ask
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And here's your answer. The only answer to the most important question ever. Did he, or didn't he? http://www.watchthis.com/story/culture/2017/06/24/caitlyn-jenner-makes-announcement-we-all-saw-coming?fb=ov -...
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Philly (sorta) this time
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Not Philly proper, but close enough ta call it Philadelphia. So we will... http://tinyurl.com/y9ztten5 -- Edited by Uke on Thursday 13th of July 2017 06:10:33 PM
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More cell phone crap (bad schitt that iz!)
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It hadda happen. Cell fone being charged while soakin' in the tub! A big, yuge no-no! In other words, DON'T! You could very well be electrocuted! http://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-teen-electrocuted-after-cell-phone-falls-into-bathtub/
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Darn, Missed It Again
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PAMPLONA, Spain -- Two Americans and a Spaniard were gored Friday during the first running of the bulls of this year's San Fermin festival, medical officials in the northern Spanish city of Pamplona said.A 46 year-old Spanish man was undergoing surgery for serious injuries to his head and leg afte...
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Beautiful day, not a cloud (or chemtrail) in the sky...
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...above Lebanon, Ory-gon tuday. Temp about 80 (Mer'can) degrees...with hardly any humidity. Just gorgeous! How's the weather where you are?
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12 Greyhounds test positive for cocaine at a race track
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Don't Greyhounds run fast enough as it is that they need cocaine too. This is the greatest waste of cocaine I ever heard of. So what did the guy/owner of these dogs do...setout big dishes of coke in kennel along with their water bowl. This is a crazy enough of a story to make the Daily Journal. http://ww...
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Another Anonymous Criminal
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Nothing like keeping your appearance lowkey if you're going to opt for a life of crime.PASCO COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) UPDATE | The Pasco County Sheriffs Office says 30-year-old Richard Edward Vidal, also known as Bazooka Ricky has been captured. No further details regarding his arrest have been rel...
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Answers to the BIG questions, you know the really important ones
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The really, really BIG ones. The five "W" queries, and sometimes that little ol' "H" question. Just for shits and giggles. What's the point? Oh never mind! Forgot. Again! Not ta worry however, we're gonna sort this out off line! Later. -- Edited by Uke on Wednesday 14th of June 2017 03:47:20 PM
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Blatant disregard for 'the truth' so the missus says...
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...yet over 60 women have accused Cosby of some sort of sexual assault, his wife says Bill isn't that man! http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/17/us/bill-cosby-verdict-watch/index.html The judge, and the prosecutor, and his accusers are all liars, so says Mrs. Cosby
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Man Loses His Head Over Eviction
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Man cuts off own head with chainsaw after flat is earmarked to be bulldozed by developers By Daily Mail Reporter Last updated at 3:00 PM on 14th July 2008Comments () Add to My Stories A vulnerable man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after being ordered to move out of his home to make way for develope...
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Bullschitt!
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Kathy Griffin didn't owe Trump an apology for her prank severed head of "Saint Donald, the Phat"! If anybody is owed an apology, it's Kathy herself! And if truth be told she deserves applause loud and clear for having the chutzpah to do exactly what she did! Trump deserves all the derision we can muster...
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You figure this one out. Nobody else has a clue.
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Where else BUT Albany. Oregon. PrevPrevious Burger King reopens in AlbanyNearly a year ago, the Burger King near Heritage Mall in AlbNextNext UpLinn County Memorial Day observations setThe public is invited to mark Memorial Day at a ceremony atfeaturedWarrant served at restaurantNeil Zawic...
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Hah! Paul Ryan snubbed by kids!
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He's the devil! https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/these-8th-graders-from-new-jersey-refused-to-be-photographed-with-paul-ryan/2017/05/28/ca46b116-43b9-11e7-bcde-624ad94170ab_story.html?utm_term=.1f26f9441b5f
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The Possibilities are Endless
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You've got to love his shirt:A Citrus County man driving drunk crashed his car into the sheriff's brand new drunk-driving awareness vehicle.At around 10 p.m. Saturday night during Pirate Fest, Paul M. Wilkins, 63, of Crystal River, drove through a traffic control point at US-19 and Citrus Avenue....
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Another movie reccomendation. From ***, who else?
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Yes friends, fans, and anybody else who's marginally interested in this bj.com forum. Okay the film is "Kong: Skull Island" * Spoiler: Samuel L. Jackson ends up dead. Poor Sam! But John C. Reilly is the best character, IUHO of course Don't wait for the DVD, or for it to stream via the internets. Go see i...
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He Didn't Like the Service?
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An Amtrak conductor was shot Tuesday afternoon at the downtown Naperville Metra station by a passenger firing from the train window who is now in custody, Naperville police Cmdr. Lou Cammiso said.The suspect is a Wisconsin man in his 70s who shot the conductor as he stood on the train platform,...
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It's Hoosierland, What Can I Say
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HUNTINGTON, Ind. (WANE) Indiana Conservation Officers said a Huntington man crashed his snowmobile Saturday evening.DNR officials released a brief statement Sunday.Investigators said 62-year-old Leroy D. Stetzel Jr., was operating a snowmobile at a high rate of speed on Joe Street. He cross...
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Gawd (Him/her/it) took a smoke break...
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...just for a minute, which was enough time for the crocs (Not the shoes) to notice the snack http://zimbabwe-today.com/pastor-trying-walk-water-crocodile-river-gets-eaten-3-crocodiles/
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More of that coffee schitt. But not Starbucks! Nope!
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Well not exactly. But S'bux is included if only for comparison in the caffeine content. Beyond that... Meh... http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/31/health/worlds-strongest-coffee/ Pipes my friend, this is especially for you. Snippy, please ignore. BJ does NOT want you to give up the H...
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Just Shoot, It'll Come Down Someplace
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You might want to stay away from the ol' ballpark, geesh:ST. LOUIS (AP) Police are investigating after a woman attending a St. Louis Cardinals baseball game at Busch Stadium was struck by a stray bullet.Police say the 34-year-old victim was inside the ballpark Tuesday during the game against the Mi...
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Snippy? Was that you??
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Was that your yacht I saw down at the club?
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