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Naked Man Accused Of Raping Pit Bull In Neighbor’s Yard, Says ISIS Sent Him
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"Fuck the Dog" is an age old railroad expression meaning you are doing nothing and still getting paid big money. I'm not exactly sure what to make of a person/soul that wants to cum in a Pit Bull dog. This is way out of my area of expertise. Naked Man Accused Of Raping Pit Bull In Neighbors Yard...
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Fuck it!
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Ain't no point with tryin' ta go head ta head with the mighty Dottie, so it's all over. Take that shit and shove it up yer ass Snippy! And fuck you!
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...so this parrot walks into a bar...
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http://www.dailybreeze.com/lifestyle/20141011/talking-parrot-missing-for-4-years-found-now-speaks-spanish
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Really Hot For Teacher
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Gym teacher, 24, busted for having sex with 16-year-old student dozens of times including trysts at Catholic schoolMegan Mahoney, 24, was facing 30 counts of statutory rape for the incidents - some of which took place at the school on Staten IslandMahoney had engaged in inappropriate sexual behav...
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You wanna know the truth...
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ACHTUNG ACHTUNG!
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Achtung! Unbekannt Bot wurde von Sensoren erkannt. Tierheim an Ort und Stelle, bis diese Bedrohung neutralisiert wurde.
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Men’s boxers promise to block ‘harmful’ cellphone rays
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Thats what I'll be looking for on the packaging of my next 3-pack of Haines boxer shorts even though I dont put my head and body through the riggers of daily cell-phone usage. I dont own a cell phone..Mrs Krinks last one sits in a drawer in my garage with a battery that is as dead as she is. I think I still hav...
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Much BIGger news! (Than *Cy's...)
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Horrible, just horrible! This may be the last straw...which sends Troll back ta church, Phreddie ta propose, BD ta reform... No, no, no! Forget that one! Just read it and wee... Draw your own conclusion:http://tinyurl.com/n35f66w
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Another one of them "Holy Dumb Fuck" moments!
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...or a heart attack inducer for sure! Damn these spider stories are gettin' worse and worse! These gigantic crawlers just freak Uke's ass right out! Ya go wandering around in a damn rain forest in South America, ya deserve ta shit yourself!Puppy-sized spider surprises scientist on nighttime rain...
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House burned down while he was getting his horn scraped by girlfriends twin sister
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9dsi2_4ldo
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Big News
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Hurry, before Yellowstone blows up. I thought they were all hiding behind trees in the Equality State. Oh, wait. . .Federal judge overturns Wyoming gay marriage ban By: Associated Press October 17, 2014 04:41 PM EDT CHEYENNE, Wyo. A federal judge has ordered Wyoming to allow same-sex marriage b...
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Shameless Photo Bomb
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In this Oct 7, 2014 photo released by Stacy Ehrisman-Mickle, Ehrisman-Mickle poses for a photo with her daughter, in Atlanta. Ehrisman-Mickle, an immigration lawyer, brought her 4-week-old baby to court after Immigration Judge J. Dan Pelletier Sr. denied her request to delay a hearing that fell...
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Need to run 4 miles to burn off the calories in a bottle of Coke
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The soda-pop nightmare that a lot us continue to struggle with. Burgers, Fries, and a Coke. Pop with every meal..totally addicted to the fizz and sweetness of the colas. Then some make the mistake of drinking the diet colas. I've actually kicked the cola habit for more than 15 years as I converted to...
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Floridian, 19, Arrested For Lewd Act With Stuffed Animal Inside Walmart Store
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Age 19 can be an awkward year as yoor probly jacking off 4-5 times a day just to maintain. Once again Walmart is the center of attention. The actions by this 19-yr old could have only came about by smoking some really great weed which can give you "amorous horsepower" that could be misdirecte...
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Hah! He's baaaack!
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Hip-hip hooray! Lyphe IS gud aphter all! Yes! Kim really iz back. The big question remains unanswered though; Where was he? Does it matter, really? Nope! He's back where he belongs... Right in our faces! Take that Obama! http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-29608096 ...
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More BIG newz!
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Believe it! (Not that there's um...anything wrong with it...) But the Catholic Church has done a 180 on gays/lesbians/TGs, and 'other' previously unwelcome types... Yep! Read it and we... Welcome all these noobs ta mass! And break bread with 'em! [url]http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2014/10/...
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Potato found growing in woman’s vagina after she used it as contraception
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Contraception seems so simple. I wonder if Pedro (not his real name) felt something hitting his dick as he pounded away on this willing woman and no idea it was a potato up her snatch. Potato found growing in womans vagina after she used it as contraception http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-...
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‘Zombie Bus’ strikes, kills 18-year-old at Idaho corn maze
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This is how MIR works at times and one persons appointment with destiny. The bizare situation in which you die..will be talked about forever in some cases. Now this 18yr old's death will be remember'd for ever.Zombie Bus strikes, kills 18-year-old at Idaho corn maze http://missoulian.com/news/s...
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Uh-oh...
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...so where the fu... Where is our pal Kim-Jung Un? Any ideas? Should we run a pole, or not? http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-10-10/kim-jong-un-s-control-of-north-korea-remains-normal-south-says.html
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Today's spelling lesson!
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Nowthen pay attention you two... Don't make me come over there dammit! http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2014/10/watch-brits-americans-spell-differently/?utm_source=bbc.com&utm_medium=promo%20module&utm_campaign=Channel%20Module Who doesn't l...
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Welcome "Olde Sparkie"!
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Seems as though the internets gods have smiled upon BJ.com once again! Our newest noo... Newest member hails from Mericu! Home of the Phree! And a few of the braves! Well there you have it friends, phans, phollowers! The internets once again raised the curtain on BJ.com in our darkest daze, and roped i...
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No wonder our numbers have stalled!
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It's that the internets doesn't connect all these people. Look at the countries where BJ.com is unknown. If we had a way ta reach 'em, our membership (plus our FunDrives) would triple, or even quadr... Multiply a hunnert times easy! The majority of people in these countries don't have the Internets...
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The Death Of The Saturday Morning Cartoon Is Complete
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Pretty safe bet everybody of the BJ grew up with cartoons on the TV every Saturday morning. Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner Hour, Popeye, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Looney Tunes, The Jetsons, Johnny Quest, Heckle and Jeckle, Mighty Mouse, Kaptain Kangaroo, and a few more. I last investigated what cartoons were...
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When was the last time...
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...ya seen one of these guys? Little ol' wooly caterpillar... Ain't seen one in at least 20 years! Takin' a hike in a park nearby, spotted one crossing part of the trail. Cool! Watched it for a minute... Got back ta the walk. Ended up at 5-1/2 miles. Did see two more woolies...dead ones. Flattened by some...
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It's true. It's Uke to a "T"!
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