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The Krink


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Contraception seems so simple. I wonder if Pedro (not

his real name) felt something hitting his dick as he

pounded away on this willing woman and no idea

it was a potato up her snatch.

 

Potato found growing in womans vagina after she used it as contraception

http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/03/potato-found-growing-in-womans-vagina-after-she-used-it-as-contraception-4891242/



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 Spud in the pud was no dud.



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 Spud in the pud was no dud.

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Sure!! I think you'll do a fine job as a farm stand Saleswoman.

Heres the potatoes, corn, tomatoes, beets, etc...Since youre a cash register attendant down at Piggly Wiggly, I know you can make proper change.

So Little Daisy Duke started at the roadside stand.

Wasn't long till business was booming.

The farmer had to go to the farm to get more goods.

When he came back, there was a guy arguing with Daisy.

He wanted spuds and daisy told him they didn't have any.

The farmer went over to the pile of potatoes and showed Daisy, He said yes we have spuds...spuds is another worn for potatoes...

Daisy apologized and said to the farmer...Some guy was in here before lookin for some zucchini...I bet I was sitting right on top of some!!!!

 

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Calvin wrote:

 

He wanted spuds and daisy told him they didn't have any.

The farmer went over to the pile of potatoes and showed Daisy, He said yes we have spuds...spuds is another worn for potatoes...

Daisy apologized and said to the farmer...Some guy was in here before lookin for some zucchini...I bet I was sitting right on top of some!!!!

 

 ROLFALAMO ! Whats her nubmer ?



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I have 20 years of gardening experience and know that you
plant potato "seed" in the earth about 9" deep. Now planting
a potato 9 inches deep in a lady's reproductive system seems
like a big misunderstanding..hey it MIR.

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