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Uke is a slacker. Registered Members: 179
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Moved 'em!
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Two of my recent posts. Yep. Have been relocated for obvious, or not so obvious reasons to that secret place. Thank you.
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We need pictures, for proof!
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Sounds bogus ta me, but what do I know? IF you can provide photographic evidence the staff of Burning Journal thanks you in advance. Forklift helps 700-lb Mexican man take rare outing August 11, 2008 6:35 AM EDT MONTERREY, Mexico - A 700-pound man once considered the world's most obese person left h...
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More Asian fakes
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BEIJING (AFP) - The little girl who starred at the Olympic opening ceremony was miming and only put on stage because the real singer was not considered attractive enough, the show's musical director has revealed. Supposedly live pictures of fireworks depicting footprints moving from central Bei...
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Shit really does happen
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Giant inflatable turd escapes moorings and brings down electricity line An inflatable dog turd the size of a house has blown away from a modern art exhibition in a Swiss museum before bringing down an electricity line and smashing a greenhouse window. Last Updated: 7:15AM BST 12 Aug 2008 "Comp...
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Next BIG project for BJ?
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No, not the wagon. That'll be discussed at our next staff meeting. Soon. No this is less...impor, uh...not as auspicious. Or as far fetched as repairing the original wagon. Especially considering we don't really know where it is. Last reports put it somewhere in Cleveland. This 'project' will be an...
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Do you believe these assholes?
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They are the ones that starved their handicapped daughter. Parents Of Starved Teen Suing Phila. OfficialsPHILADELPHIA (AP) The parents charged along with city workers in the starvation death of a bedridden teenager have sued Philadelphia officials in her death. A prosecutor blasts Andrea and D...
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This day in history
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August 12: My kind of town, Chicago, turns 175 this week, incorporated as a town this day in 1833 with a population of 350. The city of nearly 3 million, led by its long-time mayor Richard M. Daley, is bidding to becoming the host city for the 2016 Olympics. -- Edited by Uke at 14:45, 2008-08-12
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Sometime the urge is overwhelming
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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble. Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the...
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Sabotage? Mother Nature? God's revenge?
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Very, very mysterious. Yet the big question remains: Why? Why indeed... Photo 1 of 2 This undated image provided by the National Parks Service shows the Wall Arch prior to it's collapse Monday Aug, 4, 2008. One of the largest and most visible arches in Arches National Park collapsed according to park...
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Happy Birthday....even though he is dead
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Aug 11 1933 Jerry Falwell is born in Lynchburg, Virginia. Contrary to reports later published in the esteemed journal HUSTLER, Falwell never actually fucks his own mother in an outhouse.
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I'll defend him!
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Since the idea originated with yer's truly! Yep. Uke's idea [in 1972] attempted to rob a cheesecake using cash! In Charleston, WV. Who sez history never strikes twice? Man accused of trying to rob store with empty box August 08, 2008 4:13 PM EDT CHARLESTON, W.Va. - Charleston police said a man tried...
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Politics? Nope! This belongs here!
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Statistics...unreal! No point in beatin' that one any more. It's just sad...
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I just can't see it!
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...and although I've made every effort...I'm stymied! You try ta 'visualize' a new hat for Snippy!
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I've moved
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No forwarding address. Troll12:12 PM, 08/09/08 Turkey
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It's hammer time!
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Stop. Hammer Time!Indiana kook busted for lewd act that involved tool, motor oil AUGUST 6--While on patrol Monday evening, an Indiana cop noticed a naked guy standing in the window of a Fort Wayne home. So she approached the man's front door, which was wide open, to investigate further. It was then th...
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A boy named Linda
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Mocked for being fat, then stabbed to death August 08 2008 at 06:49AM By Angelique Serrao Linda Zimase was known as Phumba because his classmates thought it was funny that he was fat like the cartoon warthog. The 16-year-old boy was teased incessantly, had no friends and came home upset almost ever...
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The ned is near
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W.Va. offers licenses for those who fear 'beast' CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) West Virginia started a pilot project Friday to keep driver's license photos out of a computer database to accommodate members of a small religious group, who believe digital storage is a ''mark of the beast'' that evokes bibl...
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I can't tell....is it a Smart car?
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Driver Crashes Car Into Schuylkill River, ArrestedPHILADELPHIA (CBS 3) Philadelphia police arrested a driver after his car barreled down an embankment into the Schuylkill River Friday morning. The driver was taken into custody at about 8:30 a.m. after his vehicle plunged over an embankment alo...
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Wrong place.....wrong time
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Shit..... Kayaker Killed By Falling Tree In Del. CreekBRANDYWINE, Del. (CBS3/AP) Delaware state police say a 44-year-old Pennsylvania man was killed when a tree fell on him as he kayaked in Brandywine Creek. It happened around 4 p.m. Tuesday about a quarter mile north of Thompson's Bridge in Brand...
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Uke....another Grandma needs legal help
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Fla. Grandma Arrested For Driving With Kid On RoofMARATHON, Fla. (AP) Authorities say a grandmother was arrested for driving around the parking lot of a Marathon grocery store with her 3-year-old child sitting on the roof of the car. Monroe County Sheriff's Office deputies were called to the Publi...
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Anywhere near Sierra City?
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Mexican cartels running pot farms in U.S. national forestStory Highlights Drug czar stands in pot garden: "These aren't Cheech and Chong plants" Authorities say Mexican drug cartels send illegals to grow marijuana in forest $1 billion worth of marijuana plants destroyed in Sequoia N...
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NRA Spy
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Pa. gun control group kicks out alleged NRA spy PHILADELPHIA (AP) The board of directors of a group advocating stricter gun laws voted to kick out a woman who has been accused of being a spy for the National Rifle Association. The board of CeaseFirePA voted unanimously Friday to remove fellow board me...
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I'm stymied:A dog named Boogers, Cloned Puppies, Kidnapped Mormon, Fur Lined Handcuffs
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Did cloned puppies blow alleged kidnapper's cover?Joyce McKinney accused of abducting Mormon love-interest in the 1970sMary Vallis, National Post Published: Thursday, August 07, 2008Kim Jae-Hwan, AFP, Getty ImagesBernann McKinney, denies she is really Joyce McKinney, pictured above in...
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been doin?
I been wonderin about ya's
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