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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

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When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

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4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

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Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.



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Those holes look mighty small to Snippy.

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Ouch! but serves him right for fucking a hole in a bench!

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What event in the Olympics was that?

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Bench Press

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Obviously didn't read the warning label. Serves him right!


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I found a video of this.



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Sitting on a park bench......one little Chinese man with bad intent......

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Snot is running down his nose, wonderin why his pecker is bent.........

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Am embarassing incident
to last a lifetime. Might as well
start drinking himself to death
right now and get it over with.
Guess the baby calf liver wasn't
tight enough for the stud.
Or watermelon, even.



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Ain't that a shame...

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