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Yep, this could happen to you:LOL comment no joke to judgePosted: Sep 11, 2012 8:07 PM EDTUpdated: Sep 18, 2012 11:57 PM EDTBy Sarah Eisenmenger - email Asher in court. Paula AsherWOODFORD COUNTY, KY (WAVE) You have probably seen "LOL," the acronym for laugh out loud, but a drunk dr...
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Man who blew .548% BAC on Sunday arrested for public intoxication Monday Updated: Tuesday, 18 Sep 2012, 2:38 PM EDT Published : Monday, 17 Sep 2012, 11:00 AM EDT KOSCUISKO COUNTY, Ind. (WANE) - Update, Tuesday 10:30 a.m.: Bradley Wine, 28, of North Webster, was released from the hospital on Monday. A...
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More Hostess Twinkies, Please
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Ohio inmate says he's too obese for executionANDREW WELSH-HUGGINS | Associated PressCOLUMBUS, Ohio A condemned Ohio inmate who weighs at least 480 pounds wants his upcoming execution delayed, saying his weight could lead to a "torturous and lingering death."Ronald Post, who shot...
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Florida. Cy's favorite vacation spot, now over run...
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...by you guessed it, crocs! Real, live baby crocs. Not alligators...crocs!August 9, 2012 12:15 PMBaby American crocodiles hatch at Fla. power plantHOMESTEAD, Florida HOMESTEAD, Florida (AP) It's hatchling season for American crocodiles and while the species is imperiled overall, mother an...
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Getting Even with the Cops
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Police: Vt. farmer crushed cop cars with tractor DAVE GRAM, Associated Press MONTPELIER, Vt. (AP) Working in a stout former bank building with windows closed and air conditioners humming, Orleans County sheriff's deputies didn't know what was happening in their parking lot until a neighbor cal...
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Hey Kids, Dad's Got an Idea
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Heck, he only had the "famous" two beers, tu. Dad thought theyd like ride on hoodDWI among felony chargesDominic Adams | The Journal Gazette Stefanski Clark FORT WAYNE Aaron Stefanski thought his kids would enjoy being strapped to the hood of his vehicle when he stopped at a liqu...
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Uke offers former website on Craigslist
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
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This is all Uke's fault
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http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/26/12421845-insulting-elmo-removed-from-nycs-central-park-zoo?lite-- Edited by Troll on Friday 29th of June 2012 06:22:42 PM
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Manuel Fernandes Got His Head Stuck Under Garage Door During Alleged Robbery
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Wouldn't Let the Janitor Join?
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Orlando Sentinel.com'Lesbian' Teachers Charged After Being Found Naked in ClassroomSchool officials have charged two teachers with misconduct after the pair was found naked inside an empty classroom.KTLA News4:12 PM EDT, March 31, 2010 BROOKLYN -- Two female teachers from James Madison H...
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Dentist Shot
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Perhaps he'd been drilling in the wrong places: Tri-State Dentist Shot At His Office Parking LotImages(Courtesy: Adams County Jail) Print StoryPublished: 6/04 5:26 amShareUpdated: 6/04 8:58 amA Tri-State dentist was flown to University Hospital after he was shot in the parking of his office...
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Surprise!
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A man and his monkey pulled over in Florida From Associated PressMay 04, 2012 11:32 AM EDT LARGO, Fla. (AP) A Florida man is charged with felony drunken driving and wildlife violations after police discovered a small monkey in his truck. Largo Police say Eugene Carl Kotelman was speeding when they st...
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Big Bomb fails to explode
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1-ton WWII-era bomb discovered near Marseille port (AP Photo - Bataillons Marins-Pompiers de Marseille, HO)From Associated PressMarch 18, 2012 2:06 PM EDT This photo provided by Marins-Pompiers de Marseille, shows a de-mining expert examining a German bomb dating from World War II, before it...
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Golfer stabbed in brawl at Eagle Mountain Lake golf coursePosted Monday, Feb. 06, 2012 PrintReprintsShare Topics: Resorts, Terry GrishamARTICLEMAPAMap of 5700 Resort Blvd., Fort Worth, TXAudio: Excerpt from golf course 911 callHave more to add? News tip? Tell usBY MITCH MITCHELLmitchm...
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Sodomy With a Twist (of Lemon)
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Man dismembered and cooked after sex gamesPublished: 25 Jan 12 13:43 CET Updated: 25 Jan 12 15:16 CETShare263 The dismembered, partially cooked corpse of a missing man has been found in a Berlin apartment, where prosecutors believe he was killed after a sex game spiralled out of control.Bestiali...
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Deep Throat gone awry
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Man Dies After Swallowing Dentures During SexThe 74 year-old Taiwan man reportedly choked on his dentures while having sex with a prostituteComments8Share1013 A 74 year-old Taiwanese man reportedly died after choking on his dentures during sex (February 2, 2012)TopicsSex CrimesProstitu...
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Keep Driving
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Canadians, It's Always Canadians: TONASAKET, Wash. Authorities say a British Columbia man drove about 225 miles after his 75-year-old wife died in the car next to him, uncertain whether he could cross the Canadian border with her. http://tinyurl.com/6ljfswf
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GIs Honored With Ash Heap Disposal
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BBC | Submitted by: itchley "Incinerated partial remains of at least 274 troops were reportedly dumped at landfills between 2004-08 by the largest military mortuary in the US... Since the landfill dumping ended three years ago, such cremated partial remains are now buried at sea... It emerg...
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French Nuclear Reactors Easily Penetrated
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Al Jazeera | Submitted by: Soylent "Greenpeace activists secretly entered a French nuclear site before dawn and draped a banner reading Coucou and Facile, (meaning Hey and Easy) on its reactor containment building, to expose the vulnerability of atomic sites in the country... French power...
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Kentucky Church Bans Interracial Couples
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The New Civil Rights Movement | Submitted by: miscegenatrix "Parties of such marriages will not be received as members, nor will they be used in worship services and other church functions, with the exception being funerals. All are welcome to our public worship services. This recommendati...
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Overgrow the World's Insidious Plan
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Toke of the Town | Submitted by: st0ne "Overgrow The World has the same goal as most of us: Full re-legalization of cannabis/hemp for all farmers and responsible adults around the world. But OTW plans to achieve this goal through a unique method: planting marijuana in public, highly visible pl...
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Tattoo Is A Steaming Pile
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Sun | Submitted by: The Drifter "Rossie wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back... Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it... He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.&qu...
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Burp In Class, Go Directly To Jail
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Santa Maria Times | Submitted by: LJ "The boy was transported [to Juvie] without his parents being notified in May after he burped audibly in PE class and his teacher called a school resource officer to complain he was disrupting her class. The lawsuit also details a separate Nov. 8 incident whe...
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Friendly Dog?
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NINFFPBA: Submitted by Pit BossCoroner: N. Ind. man fought fatal pit bull attackAssociates Press BURNETTSVILLE, Ind. (AP) A coroner says a northern Indiana man died when his pet pit bull bit into his jugular vein and that bite marks to his forearms show he had tried to fend off the animal. State polic...
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