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The Castration of Uranus
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Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: Veggie "The victim, who was not identified, told detectives that Becker made him dinner, but he believed something was wrong with his food... He went to lie down and when he woke up he found himself tied to the bed, with his wife tugging his clothes off, he said. Sh...
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Pizza Night Ends Badly
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Indianapolis Star | Submitted by: chunkybutt "A gory Nov. 19 accident left Joel Britton covered in horse blood and feces and stunned his three young daughters traveling with him... The horse's head ripped through the windshield, Britton said. I felt the horse next to me, near my arm. I held the...
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666 Days Without a Workplace Eschaton
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WSB-TV 2 Atlanta | Submitted by: dripper "Hyatt said Berry employees must wear stickers with the number of days the company has gone without an accident. When the number approached 666, Hyatt said he asked not to be forced to wear the sticker. Hyatt told Jones he even requested a day off, or a vaca...
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Meet My Husband, Stu: He Makes A Great Curry
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CNN | Submitted by: JoyGrenade "A Pakistani woman is being held on suspicion of killing her husband, cutting him up and trying to cook the pieces, Karachi police said Friday. Zainab Bibi, 32, was arrested in connection with the murder Tuesday of her husband Ahmad Abbas... Neighbors raised the...
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Ferrets Plotting to Kill Humanity with H5N1
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CIDRAP | Submitted by: Soylent "But when tested in ferrets, this mutant virus still didn't spread very easily through close contact. Fouchier and his team then undertook to let the virus evolve naturallya project that he described as really, really stupid... They inoculated one ferret with...
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Mosley Plays Whack-A-Mole
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The Guardian | Submitted by: max bacchanal "Max Mosley is suing Google in France and Germany in an attempt to force the internet company to monitor and censor search results about his alleged sado-masochistic orgy... Mosley is battling to remove from the internet false and libellous referen...
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Sympathy for the Devil John Pike
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Atlantic Monthly | Submitted by: Babatunde "The large-scale deployment of video recording technologies combined with high-speed media diffusion channels have allowed everyone to see what only a tiny number did back in 2003 in Miami. They are seeing kids getting pepper sprayed and hundred...
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Use Fix-A-Flat for Maximum Booty Call
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Miami Herald, ABC News | Submitted by: The Greyhound "On Friday, Miami Gardens police finally caught up with the elusive doctor, a transgender woman whose own butt is the size of a truck tire. Investigators suspect she is part of an underground network of scam artists who have been offering pum...
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Don't Let This Get Out
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Queens Journal | Submitted by: Mikeisbrass "Front page titles over the past three years included: Mouth raping your little sister since 1905, Sucking the nipple and biting the tit since 1905 and Perpetuating racial stereotypes since 1905. The pamphlets described The Banner as our dirty gos...
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Norwegians and Finns Fight Over Who Owns Aurora Borealis
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Der Spiegel | Submitted by: Soylent "We can not stand by and watch the Finns try to grab a bigger share"of the northern lights market, said Per-Arne Tuftin of Innovation Norway, a state-owned company that promotes tourism in Norway. We will not give up -- the northern lights will be ours, h...
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Great Balls of Fire: 15 Eunuchs Incinerated
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Tribune PK | Submitted by: homo eructus "New Delhi police said an electrical fault may have sparked the fire, which quickly spread through tents erected for a three-day gathering of thousands of eunuchs. We were serving tea to some activists when the tent above our heads just exploded in flame...
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Deaf Guy Killed by Police After Failed to Hear Siren
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WRAL | Submitted by: pooby Deaf guy falls off bicycle, police think he is drunk. Doesn't hear siren, so officer decides to taser him as he is clearly a major threat to... umm... figure that out later. Deaf guy dies. "Williams said Turner then saw Anthony take something out his pocket and put it int...
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Pakistan Bans Monkey Crotch, Other Phrases
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BBC | Submitted by: Keya23 "The Pakistani Telecommunications Authority has ordered mobile phone companies in Pakistan to block from cell phone text messages over 1000 words that it deems obscene... Says one tweeter: As expected, the #PTABannedList has made its way all over Pakistan, &...
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Becoming One With a Dead Horse
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KPHO-TV 5 Phoenix | Submitted by: x0mbigrl "She decided, I don't know if it was pre-meditated or if she decided once they were slaughtering the horse that she wanted to crawl inside it and feel what it was like to be one with the horse... One picture -- the most artistic one of the bunch -- shows the w...
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Walking Bubble Wrap
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News Corporation | Submitted by: anonymous "People are afraid, they are frightened of my horrible face and worried they might catch the disease... So instead I avoid people, I rarely go out except to pick up my daughter from school. And when I do I cover my head and my face because I don't want my da...
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Becoming One With a Barcalounger
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St. Louis Today | Submitted by: JoyGrenade "A fire captain said in court documents that skin was left behind when the 74-year-old woman was pried from her reclining chair so she could be taken to an Independence hospital on Oct. 27. The woman was described as a rotting corpse that was still brea...
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Pants Down for Morning Algebra
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My Fox Chicago | Submitted by: DS "A northwest suburban math teacher charged with masturbating in his classroom allegedly told police he'd pleasured himself at the school for the last 10 years while fantasizing about female students... While his students were working on an assignment durin...
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Zombie Attacks in Arizona
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WMI Central | Submitted by: azdollarbill "Murphy disregarded the warning. After hissing and telling the maintenance man he was zombie who was going to eat his brains, Murphy approached as if to attack and was hit in the head with the pipe wrench. Shrugging that off, Murphy approached the man as...
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The George H. W. Bush Full of Shit
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Navy Times | Submitted by: azdollarbill "Sailors tell of combing the ship for up to an hour to find a place to do their business, if they can find one at all. Others have resorted to urinating in showers or into the industrial sinks in their work stations. Some men are using bottles and emptying the...
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Moaning Tards Chained Up In Basement
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Chinese Toddler Dumptruck Polo
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Daily Mail via Liveleak via China Daily via | Submitted by: P Ray "Guandong province, shows the girl run over by a van, which then drives off leaving her bleeding on a narrow street... More than a dozen people walk or drive past critically injured Yueyue without going to her aid before she is run ov...
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"Cannibals Devour Hamburger" Fired
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Telegraph via the Daily Mail via Les Nouvelles de Tahiti | Submitted by: scarred 4 life "After a week of searches, charred human remains and clothes have been found near a campfire in a remote valley on the island, raising fears that cannibals may have dined on... kraut! A squad of 22 police offic...
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MCDONALD'S WE LOVIN IT
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New York Daily News | Submitted by: Ronald's 'special sauce' "A McDonald's cashier with a manslaughter rap was caught on camera savagely beating two women with a metal bar inside the Greenwich Village franchise on Thursday over a $50 bill... Both were hospitalized, one with a cracked skull an...
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Alright Men, break out those breast pumps..
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Men CAN and do breastfeed their babies
http://www.unhinderedliving.com/nursingfather.html
The Nursing Father
If you've read the rest of this website, you know just how important I feel breastfeeding is for both mother and child, but what about the father? Did you know fathers can b...
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Giant Snails Devastate Miami
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NPR | Submitted by: spooz "A young woman had come in with some stomach ailments, and her mother said she had been fed the juices of a live snail as a healing rite..." That's the Giant African Land Snail, to be precise. They can grow to be 10 inches long. They leave a slimy trail of excrement wher...
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