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Surfer Carves Her Face Open On Reef
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Yahoo Sport | Submitted by: subgirl NZ "Big wave surfer Kennelly underwent surgery to the right side of her face after smashing into the Teahupoo reef... The Hawaiian had forty stitches -- 30 at the front on her face and ten in the skull." Read article...
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Speed Bump
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Orlando Sentinel | Submitted by: Erick "Troopers for the Florida Highway Patrol could not say why Antonio, 19, was lying in the center lane of the highway at 3:20 a.m... An eastbound car ran him over." Read article...
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Gurgles Leave Her Unsatisfied
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Daily Mail | Submitted by: P Ray "Lindo said he started to squeeze Miss Stewarts neck "whilst placing his arm over her eyes so that she wasnt looking at him." She turned purple and went silent. Then she started making a noise again... He thought: "I cant strangle you, Im obviousl...
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Lovers Meet In Mid-Air
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Stuff NZ | Submitted by: P Ray "Her plane, a Cessna 207 operated by Ryan Air, managed to land with a broken wing; her boyfriend's, a Cessna 208 Caravan, crashed and burst into flames near the village of Nightmute, Alaska." Read article...
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Train Strikes Dangling Shitbomb
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ThisIsHullAndEastRiding | Submitted by: DM "In the first incident, a plastic bag filled with ballast and faeces was suspended from a cord, which was stretched across the railway line near Skerne Road in Driffield on Saturday, July 23, at about 7.50pm. The 5.41pm Sheffield to Scarborough ser...
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BREAKING NEWS
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TROLL HEARD TO SAY FUCK UKE http://vimeo.com/21732391
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Beheading Is Not The End
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CBS News | Submitted by: epsas "To find out, the researchers decapitated both awake and anesthetized rats while measuring the electrical activity in the animals' brains with an EEG, or electroencephalograph... In both awake and anesthetized rats, the EEG went dead about 17 seconds after de...
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And Away We Go!
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WTKR | Submitted by: anonymous "When deputies and firefighters arrived they found the man inside the white Ford Explorer that had been towing the trailer. The man had apparently set the trailer on fire and refused to leave the SUV... A Fire Dept. officer noticed a cable attached to a nearby tree...
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Toddler Guzzles Bongwater
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Orange County Register | Submitted by: anonymous "6:46 p.m. Aug. 24. Covenant Hills Road and Bell Pasture Road. Deputies and paramedics were called when a mother found her 16-month-old baby had picked up a bottle and drank from it. The mother thought it was water, but it was "a bong with ma...
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Perky Pink Pool Raft
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Cincinnati Enquirer | Submitted by: scarred 4 life "A repeat public indecency offender has been arrested for allegedly engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft... "He has a lot of mental problems and hes always had a fascination for plastic,&...
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Zodiac Code Cracked
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Tewksbury Patch | Submitted by: Bella "So thats what I started with," said Starliper. "I thought, theres no way that Zodiac is going to be prosaic enough not to mention the U.S. Virgin Islands in this code. This is where it gets even creepier. 3+4+0=7. Right. So you get 7+0=7. 707...7...
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Chomp!
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Adelaide Now | Submitted by: Zontar "A shark has attacked and killed a 21-year-old bodyboarder near a packed beach in Western Australia. "They pulled him out of the water and there was a lot of blood on the beach. There was just no hope, he was cut in half." Read article...
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Rippling Fat Kills Two
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New York Post | Submitted by: dadofautism "I searched every room," Baldwin tearfully recounted yesterday. "I was saying his name, Michael! Michael!" When his search failed, Baldwin said he returned to the living room, where the sitter was "slumped on the couch, face...
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Squish!
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New York Post | Submitted by: azdollarbill "Rampersaud, 21, of Brooklyn, had been on his way to classes at City College when his motorcycle collided with a Ford Taurus, pinning him beneath... Seconds after cops and firefighters started to lift the Ford with a hydraulic jack, things went horri...
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The Worst Airline Food
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Yahoo NZ | Submitted by: kiwidude "The crew of a Jetstar flight from Singapore to Auckland have been praised for their actions as they tried to save a man who choked to death onboard... Reports have suggested the dead man's girlfriend was asked to sit next to his body for the remainder of the fligh...
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