Railroaders place to shoot the shit.

Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: PISS!


500 - Internal Server Error

Status: Offline
Posts: 14589
Date:
RE: PISS!
Permalink  
 


Mar 27 1866

Patent for a urinal is granted to Andrew Rankin.



__________________

© Equal Opportunity Annoyer

Troll The Anti-Fast Freight Freddie

 

 

 

 



Manual News Feeds

Status: Offline
Posts: 181
Date:
Permalink  
 

HB man sentenced for making fake pee products

BY ANNIE BURRIS
THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER
Story Highlights

Huntington Beach and San Pedro men sold prosthetic penises to help people cheat workplace drug tests, according to a Department of Justice press release.

A Huntington Beachman was sentenced by a U.S. District Court in Pittsburghon Thursday to three years' probation for selling a product called the Whizzinator, which had prosthetic penises to help people cheat workplace drug tests, according to a Department of Justice news release.

Robert Catalano, 65, pleaded guilty in 2008 to conspiracy to sell drug paraphernalia and conspiracy to defraud the United States

His business partner, Gerald Willis, 67, of San Pedro, was sentenced to six months in federal prison followed by three years of supervised release, the release said. Willis has spent nearly six year, in prison for marijuana trafficking in the mid-1980s, according to an Associated Press report.

Their company, Puck Technology Inc., in Signal Hill sold products called the Whizzinator, Yellow River and Number 1, which allowed men and women to simulate urination to register a false negative during drug testing.

The devices were designed to help illicit drug users, usually those in public health or safety sensitive positions, pass employer drug tests, the Department of Justice press release said.

Prosecutors asked for leniency because the two men have continued to cooperate in other investigations, according to an Associated Press report. Assistant U.S. Attorney Mary McKeen Houghton would not detail those other investigations and her motion seeking leniency was under seal, the report said.

The Whizzinator attracted the attention of Congressin 2005 when a National Football Leagueplayer tried to cheat a drug test. Then-Minnesota Vikingsrunning back Onterrio Smithwas detained at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport with the prosthetic and a packet of dehydrated urine. A House subcommittee held a hearing but no action was taken.

Actor Tom Sizemorealso was caught with one after he attempted to evade drug tests while on probation.

As part of the investigation, undercover purchases of the products were made on Sept. 8, 2006, and Feb. 7, 2007. The company has stopped operating.

Contact the writer: aburris@ocregister.com or 714-796-7922



__________________

Call the Faux News Tip Line at 1-900-For-Faux

Uke


Cured

Status: Offline
Posts: 12540
Date:
Permalink  
 

Ah piss on this thred!

__________________

Hmm. That address doesnt look right.
It looks like the link pointing here was faulty.

Gah. Your tab just crashed.



500 - Internal Server Error

Status: Offline
Posts: 14589
Date:
Permalink  
 

Thread_Killer_Cap____funny,_geek.jpg

__________________

© Equal Opportunity Annoyer

Troll The Anti-Fast Freight Freddie

 

 

 

 

Uke


Cured

Status: Offline
Posts: 12540
Date:
Permalink  
 

What'sisname should be prose... Band! Now!

__________________

Hmm. That address doesnt look right.
It looks like the link pointing here was faulty.

Gah. Your tab just crashed.



Manual News Feeds

Status: Offline
Posts: 181
Date:
Permalink  
 

NOFX's Fat Mike 'spiked fans drink with urine'

Punk band's singer Fat Mike is said to be under investigation for allegedly putting his own urine in a bottle of tequila he shared with his audience at Austin festival

Fat Mike of NOFX

Fat Mike, real name Michael John Burkett, on stage as Cokie the Clown. Photograph: Daniel Boczarski/Redferns

The singer of NOFX is reportedly under investigation after secretly spiking fans' drinks with urine at a SXSW concert. Fat Mike ended his set of dark songs by revealing the subterfuge in a video.

The Pinpoint music blog reports that Fat Mike, real name Michael John Burkett, swaggered into the Emo's Annex venue wearing the face paint of his character Cokie the Clown. Holding a bottle of Patrón Añejo tequila, he poured 40 shots for himself and others in the crowd before taking the mic and bringing the Austin festival to a new, GG Allinesque low.

Although the 43-year-old played acoustic versions of several of the punk band's tunes, the heart of the show was a string of sordid "true" stories touching on rape, suicide and the alleged smothering death of his mother. "By the time he started talking about his relationship with his father, all of Mike's friends who were standing near me had noticeably changed their demeanour," the blogger reports. Fat Mike also played a new song, thick with foreshadowing: Drinking Pee.

"As Mike finished his last song, he announced that he had a video that he had prepared especially for this evening," the blogger recalls. "The mood in the building was completely fucked at this point. Upon instruction, his videographer hooked up the same camera he had been recording on the entire time to a 20-something inch TV that was positioned stage left. His camera man rewound through the entire footage to reveal a scene that occurred kitty-corner to the artist entrance of this venue."

The video showed Fat Mike urinating into the same Patrón bottle he seemed to have brought into the club and poured from for dozens of fans. "I confirmed that urine was not classified as a biohazard waste and not subject to the risks of legal ramifications of blood, semen, or feces," Fat Mike told TMZ in an interview.

The Austin health department is now reportedly looking into the incident.

 



__________________

Call the Faux News Tip Line at 1-900-For-Faux



Manual News Feeds

Status: Offline
Posts: 181
Date:
Permalink  
 

Smelly litter box mistaken for meth lab, neighborhood evacuated

 Ken Christian, Information Center Content Manager     1 day ago
Quantcast

 

WESTLAND, Mich. (NBC) -- Hazmat teams tested a Westland, Michigan home after the landlord said she thought the former tenants were running a methamphetamine lab inside.

The fire department, police and Hazmat teams covered from head-to-toe stormed the home on Palmer Street Monday afternoon after receiving a panicked call from the homeowner.

The homeowner, Sue Walters, said she entered the home Monday for the first time in 20 years after kicking the tenants out and discovered a horrific smell.

"It makes me want to throw up. It's sickening," said Walters.

Walters said the stench smelled like ammonia, which is a key ingredient in homemade meth.

Authorities tested the home several times and determined the smell was not ammonia.

"Not a meth lab. Just an un-kept house with a lot of cats. The cats urine turned to an ammonia-smell," said Michael Magda with Western Wayne County Hazmat team.

The scene was cleared, but the home remains uninhabitable at this time.

Walters said she is going to hire a company to clean the home and she hopes to have it rented out again in the near future.

 

NBC


__________________

Call the Faux News Tip Line at 1-900-For-Faux

Uke


Cured

Status: Offline
Posts: 12540
Date:
Permalink  
 

Awww geeez... Did we need that last one?

__________________

Hmm. That address doesnt look right.
It looks like the link pointing here was faulty.

Gah. Your tab just crashed.



Manual News Feeds

Status: Offline
Posts: 181
Date:
Permalink  
 

Urine #2: Holy Piss!
CBS Knoxville | Submitted by: Danger Mouse
"Father McKenzie says the most hurtful act was done to holy water inside the sanctuary. "Somebody had urinated into that."

Read article...



__________________

Call the Faux News Tip Line at 1-900-For-Faux



Manual News Feeds

Status: Offline
Posts: 181
Date:
Permalink  
 

Urine #1: Catch!
KTLA News | Submitted by: cyran0
"When the man went outside to talk to Avila, she allegedly tried to run him over with her vehicle and then fled... Police pulled her over a short time later. Avila removed her urostomy bag and threw it at three officers, who were splashed with urine."

Read article...



__________________

Call the Faux News Tip Line at 1-900-For-Faux

Uke


Cured

Status: Offline
Posts: 12540
Date:
Permalink  
 

Fuck this thredd! And fuck Faux tu!

__________________

Hmm. That address doesnt look right.
It looks like the link pointing here was faulty.

Gah. Your tab just crashed.



The Forum Celestial Advisor

Status: Offline
Posts: 7794
Date:
Permalink  
 

Hey wait! One more to add to the list.





__________________

If you are in a horror movie, you make bad decisions, its what you do.



500 - Internal Server Error

Status: Offline
Posts: 14589
Date:
Permalink  
 

Uke wrote:

Fuck this thredd! And fuck Faux tu!




 


<a href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/jump/news.earthlink.dart/ ;abr=!ie;sz=300x250;ptile=5;ord=45438411?"><img style="float:right;margin-left:5px" src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/news.earthlink.dart/news_300x250_bottom; br=!ie;sz=300x250;ptile=5;ord=45438411?" border=0 height="250" width="300"></a>

-- Edited by Uke on Thursday 22nd of July 2010 12:16:12 PM

gersh_gofman--300x300.jpg picture by Photo_Troll

(Quit looking at me with that eye)

__________________



__________________

© Equal Opportunity Annoyer

Troll The Anti-Fast Freight Freddie

 

 

 

 

Uke


Cured

Status: Offline
Posts: 12540
Date:
Permalink  
 

Dickhead!

-- Edited by Uke on Saturday 24th of July 2010 11:22:10 AM

Attachments
__________________

Hmm. That address doesnt look right.
It looks like the link pointing here was faulty.

Gah. Your tab just crashed.



500 - Internal Server Error

Status: Offline
Posts: 14589
Date:
Permalink  
 

Dickhead!

-- Edited by Uke on Saturday 24th of July 2010 11:22:10 AM

Attachments
__________________

__________________

© Equal Opportunity Annoyer

Troll The Anti-Fast Freight Freddie

 

 

 

 

«First  <  14 5 6 7  >  Last»  | Page of 7  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Chatbox
Please log in to join the chat!