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Zeb Atlas


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I wouldn't fuck that with Uke's dick.

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Hey There!

Did someone say "Uke's Dick" ???

 



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Wassa matter Bez?? Slow day at TardLimits?

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Uke would certainly fuck Amy Winehouse with Uke's very own dick...or cock. If she'd allow it!

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Have at it.

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Troll wrote:

Have at it.

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Maybe Lindsay will give her a hot beef injection..(tongue)

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Amy's a skank, sure. But she's one of a kind skank. And Uke ove her! Anyway.

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How did that picture of Mariah Carey get slipped there?



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Uke wrote:

Amy's a skank, sure. But she's one of a kind skank. And Uke ove her! Anyway.



 Bertha is going to break you for cheating.

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The latest poop on Lindsay? She's out early... Right!

Lawyer: Lindsay Lohan Wants Time with Family Before Rehab

By Mike Fleeman and Mussarat Bata

Tuesday July 27, 2010 08:45 PM EDT

Lawyer: Lindsay Lohan Wants Time with Family Before Rehab

Lindsay Lohan

With less than a week left in jail, Lindsay Lohan is now thinking and worrying about what comes next: her mandatory three months in rehab.

"Shes a little upset right now," her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley said after visiting the actress Tuesday. "She'd like to spend some time with her family, and theres at least some question as to whether or not shell have to go directly to rehab."

Prosecutors confirmed Tuesday that Lohan must report to an L.A.-based residential rehab facility 24 hours after her release from jail, which likely will be Sunday or Monday, but her attorney is concerned "there's a push now for her to go directly to rehab from jail."

"I think it would only be fair for her to spend some time with her family and thats what shed like for me to emphasize to judge," says Holley.

Lohan, 24, has been jailed at the women's facility in Lynnwood, Calif., since July 20 for a 90-day sentence for violating probation in a DUI case. Her term is being reduced due to overcrowding.



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Fucking any celeb is nothing but a pipe dream. If you got
any "extra" pipe dream greenery, send it my way.
Wait a minute...I'm reacting like I still do but I don't.
Fantasy is great JO material.

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You worry me Krink. Really ya do!

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Warned twice, here's a link ta the latest schitt concerning BJ's favorite 'train-wreck' chiquita:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20406114,00.html

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No more SPAM from Uke.

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Snippy is SHAWKED that Uke reads Pimple Magazine

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One more little hit. Of SPUM. Concerning Lindsay. Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan's release from jail imminent; Judge changes rehab destination last minute

By Tori Richards and Nancy Dillon
DAILY NEWS WRITERS

Originally Published:Sunday, August 1st 2010, 6:50 PM
Updated: Monday, August 2nd 2010, 1:03 AM

Lindsay Lohan could leave jail at any moment, but she may be ordered to head straight into rehab.
Lindsay Lohan could leave jail at any moment, but she may be ordered to head straight into rehab.

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LYNWOOD, Calif. - Tinseltown's most infamous inmate was on the brink of release from jail and an immediate move to rehab early Monday morning.

The "Mean Girls" star began her 90-day jail term with the expectation she'd have a 24-hour break before reporting to 90 days of inpatient rehab. But Judge Marsha Revel changed her ruling late last week and ordered Lohan to treatment immediately, a source told the Daily News.

In a last-minute move, Revel changed Lohan's treatment destination. Jane Robison, spokeswoman for the Los Angeles DA's office, told The News that the judge ordered Lohan into a rehab center in west Los Angeles, rather than Morningside Recovery in Orange County as originally planned.

The judge was concerned about security at Morningside, said Robison, and feared that outsiders might be able to slip banned substances to the actress.

"We were not involved in the decision," Robison added. "We were informed after the judge made the change."

Revel had chosen Morningside to treat Lohan for bipolar disorder as well as addiction to methamphetamines and opiates, TMZ reported Sunday.

"I have never seen any psych report which references 'bipolar' or 'meth,' " Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley told The News.

An earlier probation report said Lohan had been taking the amphetamine-based prescription drug Adderall - which is used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder - for "as long as she can remember."

It listed her other prescriptions as the antidepressants Zoloft and trazadone and the powerful opiate Dilaudid for dental pain.

The report, which detailed Lohan's recent court-ordered drug testing, said she tested positive for Adderall and Dilaudid on June 7.





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