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More news!

Kinsey's going to pose nude for Playboy!

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Lindsay Lohan goes back to morgue duty one day after posing full frontal for Playboy magazine

Wednesday, October 26th 2011, 2:50 PM

Lindsay Lohan reportedly earned $1 million to pose completely naked for Playboy magazine.
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Lindsay Lohan reportedly earned $1 million to pose completely naked for Playboy magazine.

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan was back to buffing floors Wednesday - just hours after posing in the buff for a huge payday from Playboy.

The tormented but ever-sexy starlet arrived Wednesday for another day of court-ordered community service at the Los Angeles County Coroner - and not only did she actually show up, but she was even early.

"She got there at 6:45 for a 7 a.m. call on an eight hour (morgue) shift," her spokesman, Steve Honig, told the Daily News. "Everything is going fine."

Honig wouldn't dish about LiLo's Playboy shoot, but the actresses' proud momager was more than willing to declare it a success.

"The photo shoot went well," Dina Lohan told X17Online.com.

Hugh Hefner's mag is paying LiLo close to $1 million to show off all of her assets, TMZ.com reported.

The four-day shoot started over the weekend and wrapped Tuesday, with the "Freaky Friday" actress showing every last inch of her fabulous freckled form, TMZ reported.

FROM 'IT GIRL' TO 'WHAT HAPPENED?!': THE MANY FACES OF LINDSAY LOHAN

Lohan's return to the Los Angeles morgue came as her dad continued cooling his heels in a Florida jail after getting nabbed on a domestic violence rap.

Jail records show that Michael Lohan spent the night behind bars in Hillsborough County and remained in custody as noon approached on Wednesday.

He was arrested after a sexually charged incident in which police say he threatened his gal pal over relationship problems and her refusal to give him oral sex, TMZ reported.

"I'm afraid of him. He's gonna come in here and hit me," Kate Major said in a call to authorities, the gossip site reported.

Lindsay Lohan, 25, is due back in court next Wednesday for a probation violation hearing after she "blew off" nine community service appointments at a women's shelter, her judge said last week.

The judge yanked her probation pending the hearing and ordered Lohan to serve at least two days of community service at the morgue each week.

It's possible the misstep could land her back in jail, the judge warned.

The troubled starlet's four-year probation saga stems from a pair of back-to-back DUIs in 2007 and a new shoplifting conviction earlier this year.

The Playboy appearance - publication date unknown - would not be the first time she showed her skin for the cameras.

There was a campy scene in the movie "Machete," where her long blond locks covered her naked breasts and a nude 2008 photo shoot in New York Magazine, where she teasingly mimicked Marilyn Monroe's magnificence.

She later signed on to play the legendary porn star Linda Lovelace in a lots-of-nudity biopic, but her legal woes blew the deal, and the role went to actress Malin Akerman.





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Looks like hangin' out with the dead has been good for Lindsay. Yep. She's so damn hawt! Uke would do 'er in a heartbeat! Then drop dead tu!

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Hawter'n Lindsay? Not so much. But get me his number tu. I need another 'friend.'

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I hope they bleached those yellow meth teeth amd cleaned her nasty fingernails.

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Damnit! I wish they'd just leave Lindsay alone. She's trying to put all that stuppid nonsense behind her, and get on with her new life, as a Playboy Mag hottie.

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail, Can Finish Playboy Shoot First

 

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Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 30 days in county jail after admitting that she violated her probation by not keeping up with court-mandated community service.

Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner sentenced the actress for violating the terms of her release by being terminated from a community service assignment at a women's shelter.

Lohan will not, however, have to start her sentence until Nov. 7, so she can finish up a nude Playboy shoot for which she signed a six-figure contract. 

If she had not been able to complete the shoot, she would have been in breach of contract, TMZ reports.

If Lohan completes a series of additional court-ordered community service and psychotherapy, she can avoid serving an additional 270 days in jail. If she fails to comply with the new court orders, she will have to serve the remainder of her sentence.

The judge told Lohan she must report back to court in December, January, February and March for updates.

Lohan will also get a new probation officer. Sautner has ordered the new officer to report any violations directly to the court.

It will be Lohan's fifth jail sentence since being arrested twice for drunken driving in 2007. The 25-year-old last served 35 days on house arrest on a four month jail sentence.

Sautner, who is the fifth judge that Lohan has faced since her first arrest in 2007, has expressed exasperation with the actress and California's budget-strapped jail system.

The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office advocated jail time for the actress, however spokesman Frank Mateljan declined to provide further details.

Lohan's spokesman, Steve Honig, declined comment before the hearing.

The "Mean Girls" star has been reporting to the Los Angeles morgue regularly, which Sautner ordered her to do at the last court appearance. The judge had sentenced Lohan to serve 120 hours doing janitorial work at coroner's office in April, but expressed hope that the actress would benefit from working three times that amount of hours at a women's shelter.

Lohan was terminated from the shelter program after failing to show up nine times at the center. She told her probation officer the assignment was not fulfilling, according to the actress' probation report.

The actress' morgue service has not been without drama -- she was turned away the first day after showing up 40 minutes late. She has shown up early several times since then. Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter declined to characterize how Lohan's service was progressing Tuesday.

Once a headlining actress, Lohan's court and personal troubles have overshadowed her career for years.



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Lindsay Lohan OK after wreck on coastal highway

LOS ANGELES (AP) Lindsay Lohan emerged uninjured from a collision with a dump truck on a coastal highway near Los Angeles on Friday, returning to the set of her new movie hours after the accident left her sports car crumpled.

Santa Monica Police Sgt. Richard Lewis said there was no sign Lohan was impaired at the time of the accident and said his agency would continue to investigate who was at fault in the wreck. The truck's driver was uninjured and that driver also showed no signs of driving under the influence, Lewis said.

Police are seeking witnesses to the crash, writing in a news release that detectives were trying to determine who was driving. Lohan was traveling with a male assistant to the set of her new film; the assistant was also uninjured.

"We're treating this as a regular accident," Lewis said. The agency is accepting anonymous tips about the wreck, and offering a $1,000 reward if it leads to an arrest.

The accident at around 11:40 a.m. Friday on the Pacific Coast Highway occurred while Lohan was on her way to film scenes for the Lifetime movie "Liz and Dick," which chronicles the love affair between Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. Lohan's publicist Steve Honig said the actress was released about two hours after the accident and was returned to the set to continue filming.

"Fortunately, no one was seriously injured in the accident," he wrote in an email.

Honig declined further comment, including on who was driving, citing the pending investigation.

"First and foremost, we're concerned about the well-being of Lindsay and anyone else who may have been involved in the accident," Lifetime spokesman Les Eisner said, adding, "Lindsay has been doing fantastic work on the set of 'Liz and Dick.'"

Production on the film started earlier this week and was expected to conclude around the end of June.

Lohan, 25, remains on probation in a necklace theft case, but is no longer being supervised by a judge or probation officer.

The accident is the latest vehicular mishap for Lohan, who had her driver's license restored in August 2010 after losing her driving privileges because of a pair of DUI arrests in 2008. She is still being sued by three men who claim Lohan forced them to remain in a sport utility vehicle she commandeered and used to chase a woman she thought was her assistant on Pacific Coast Highway. That incident ended in the parking lot of the Santa Monica Police Department, where Lohan was arrested.

She is also being sued by a pedestrian who claims Lohan struck her in West Hollywood, Calif., in September 2010. That civil case is still pending.

Friday's accident comes after the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office last month determined there was insufficient evidence to pursue a case against Lohan in a nightclub manager's claim that the actress struck him with her sports car.

The prosecution said there was a lack of evidence in the case.



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Oh noooo! Poor, poor Lindsay! Why can't they just leave her alone?

This isn't all her fault, nope! It's those damn papar... The idiots who are always following her around, never letting her have a moment to herself! Always hounding Lindsay, just like they did with princess Di... Until they did, and she did! Die that is...

Those fuckin' pap... Publicity hounds and photo grabbin' fucks, they're gonna get Lindsay in trouble! Just leave her alone dammit!





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Uke, I'm surprised you missed this latest adventure of your girl Lindsay:

Lindsay Lohan arrested in New York City
The actress was arrested on suspicion of leaving the scene of an accident after a chef said her SUV clipped him, police said. The arrest could affect L.A. probation.



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By Richard Winton, Los Angeles Times
September 20, 2012
Actress Lindsay Lohan was back in the spotlight Wednesday following her arrest outside a New York nightspot on suspicion of leaving the scene of an accident after a chef claimed her SUV clipped him, police said.

The arrest was a setback for the 26-year-old actress best known for movies such as "Freaky Friday" and "Mean Girls. After several years of arrests and short jail terms, Lohan in recent months had gotten back to making movies. Lohan, however, remains on probation for shoplifting a necklace in 2011 in Los Angeles. Any prosecution in New York could potentially affect her L.A. case.

Los Angeles city prosecutors said that leaving the scene of an accident could be considered a violation of her probation and could result in potentially more jail time or community service. But officials said that any action would be taken only if they received an official report from New York authorities.

Lohan's publicist, Steve Honig, dismissed the latest furor.

"While some of the facts are still being gathered, it appears that this is much ado about nothing," Honig said. "We are confident this matter will be cleared up in the coming weeks and the claims being made against Lindsay will be proven untrue."

New York police said Lohan was arrested at 2:25 a.m. Wednesday as she left a luxury Manhattan hotel. About two hours before that, she had been driving a black Porsche Cayenne SUV down an alley near the hotel when she allegedly hit a 34-year-old pedestrian.

She did not stop and entered the hotel, but one of her two male passengers allegedly spoke to the man, who complained that the slow-speed vehicle had struck his knee, police said. Lohan was arrested when she returned to her car, given a ticket at a local NYPD precinct and released.

Police said investigators do not believe that Lohan was intoxicated but acknowledged that no breathalyzer test was performed. A source familiar with the investigation said security video was inconclusive in confirming the man's allegation. Nonetheless, in an interview with the New York Daily News, chef Jose Rodriguez, who identified himself as the victim, said the SUV "hit me."

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