Yep! Just published Michele "Batshit Girl" Bachmann's book, My Story in which she reveals all, and spares noone from her bow and arrow accuracy!
She's dead on about her life as a deprived minority child growing up on 'the wrong side of the tracks' in a small Iowa town.
And that her parents shuffled her off from one relative to another every other month...
And that she and her nine siblings subsisted on leftover table scraps from the rich, white folks in uptown penthouses where she and her sisters and brothers were sent to beg at the back doors.
Yes we at BurningJournaldotcom have been issued an exclusive number of these handsomely leather bound volumes as a special gift to our members, to help our Spri... Fall Fundrive. Get yours now at this exclusive pre-publication price of $69.98.
(Snippy's copy has been held for him to pick up in person-see Rob ASAP!)
Call in BurningJournaldotcom's very own "Spankmeister," Buckethead to administer the pun... The rehabilitation ASAP!
His special techniques have helped hundreds, perhaps thousands of afflicted women with those same beady eyed stares into nothingness retain their sanit...theur focus on 'real-world issues'!
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