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HUH!! All the area codes around here are different.

Somehow his cell number is in my cell, I dont think I ever tried ta call him tho.

Musta got it when he took a dive off the side of that engine and bumped his noggin.

If he finds the phone, He'll be wondering who the heck tried ta call him.



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F_A_W_K_!

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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....


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We will be there to help you pack.

UKE? YOU FIND IT YET?

Had a BOSS who lost his while squirrel hunting with his stepfather, knew a farmer who, far as he knows, plowed his under, knew a HAWG who flushed his down a LAMCO locomotive toilet, knew another HAWG who had his fall out the window at speed, yeah, there's all sorts of ways for them to meet their end.

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We'll all run his battery down calling it.

Probably encased in Traction Motor crater.

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Freddie Kruegerwrote 
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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....


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Heck, I'm gonna call it right now.
12 rings.
No answer.
Somebody call Interbay













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It's next to his lost pillow.

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Somebody sent it to Bismarck.

Uke's been looking for a reason to go back.

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Freddie Krueger wrote:

It's next to his lost pillow.


 no Uke didn't look under the bridge.

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Uno, dos, tres, quatro!

There's a lot of country songs about Texas or so I've heard
Steve Earle, Guy Clark, I've memorized every word
So I moved down there thinking my life would be a country song
And much to my surprise I wasn't too far from wrong

Got my butt kicked in a bar outside of Albilene
Got nailed down in South Padre by the TABC
And I wasnt strange enough to fit in at Austin I soon found out
Those UT girls dont know you when youre down and out


Because I've got to get the hell out of Texas
'cause Texas ain't where a Virginia boy belongs
No I ain't no cowboy, eating fajitas
Dancing two step with senoritas
I'm leaving on a jet plane, adios San Anton'

Theres a brand new F-150 on every lane on 35
Some banker in Dallas sure as hell dont need a four wheel drive
They call me a Yankee cause Im from Virginia what the hell does that mean?!
I suggest they take that one up with Robert E Lee
Because I've got to get the hell out of Texas
'cause Texas ain't where a Virginia boy belongs
No I ain't no cowboy, eating fajitas
Dancing two step with senoritas
I'm leaving on a jet plane, adios San Anton'


So Im throwing out the Stetson And leaving on the next jet plane
I cant live in no state where everyone thinks theyre the next John Wayne
Now Ill still sing all them songs like Guy, Pat and Robert Earl Keen
But them Blue Ridge hills is where Im gonna be

Because I've got to get the hell out of Texas
'cause Texas ain't where a Virginia boy belongs
No I ain't no cowboy, eating fajitas
Dancing two step with senoritas
I'm leaving on a jet plane, adios San Anton'


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Freddie Kruegerwrote 
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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....
Uke


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Found it. In my car... Now who the hell called me? The missed call 260...something. Don't know that area code. Anybody?

mntman just yakked at me...asked me the same thing...did I find the cell thing. Yep! In the car...plugged inta the charger thing, in the cigarette lighter. Funny... I don't remember that. Oh well...

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Oh...Cy! Hey...sorry I missed ya. See above.

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Uke wrote:

Found it. In my car... Now who the hell called me? The missed call 260...something. Don't know that area code. Anybody?

mntman just yakked at me...asked me the same thing...did I find the cell thing. Yep! In the car...plugged inta the charger thing, in the cigarette lighter. Funny... I don't remember that. Oh well...


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Freddie Kruegerwrote 
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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....


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Uke wrote:

Found it. In my car... Now who the hell called me? The missed call 260...something. Don't know that area code. Anybody?

mntman just yakked at me...asked me the same thing...did I find the cell thing. Yep! In the car...plugged inta the charger thing, in the cigarette lighter. Funny... I don't remember that. Oh well...


 What about your pillow . . .



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