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Thanks Troll (Ya rat bastard you!) Just ordered two for my favorite Jeezuss freaks. Hope they enjoy smearing butter, jam, or marmalade all over their Lord and savior's face...

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I'll take the "Mary Toaster" for the same price. Re-sale value can
only go up. If one was inclined to, this may be your only window of
opportunity to learn "more" about "Mary". Oh yes...she's a bigtime
player in everything "Earth".

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Snippy sees Krink surreptitiously leaving Mary toast laying around Catholic churches to bring down the eBay market value of Mary toast.

Market manipulation.

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What goes into "the toaster" on my counter (which has no religious
affiliation) is meant to be "toasted". I try to get the adjustments just
right so my toast is perfect every time. Sometimes you need to push
down the button on the toaster for second time with the very-moist
breads.

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Hmm, perhaps you need a hydrometer to get the perfect toast all the time.

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"The very-moist breads" are my every night chocolate-chip banana bread.
Got that twist of the dial down to a science on my toaster-oven. It comes
out "hot". Melts butter instantly. Also all the chocolate chips are in a melted
state. Besides the butter add an awkward "smudge" of peanutbutter and a
couple splashes of real maple syrup. It's a dessert that a resturant would
charge at least 7-8 bucks for.

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