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I always thought eating pussy was the cure for

everything. How Michael Douglas could make such

a claim...is because he's an actor...that what he does.

Sure it goes a bit deeper than that.

 

Michael Douglas: oral sex caused my cancer

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer



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In a surprisingly frank interview with the Guardian, the actor, now winning plaudits in the Liberace biopic Behind the Candelabra, explained the background to a condition that was thought to be nearly fatal when diagnosed three years ago. Asked whether he now regretted his years of smoking and drinking, usually thought to be the cause of the disease, Douglas replied: "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

 



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Hmm, Snippy????

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 Actor Michael Douglas has denied saying in interview his throat cancer was caused by oral sex



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So this comes at a rather ironic time to explain Snippy's tongue....

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So this comes at a rather ironic time to explain Snippy's tongue....


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Fuckin' idiot shoulda kept his tongue... Oh never mind! Michael Douglas... What an asshole!

 

Michael Douglas cancer comment confirmed by interviewers tape

Michael Douglas  wife Catherine Zeta-Jones is telling friends she doesn't carry HPV is upset his sexual past is under

Michael Douglas wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, is telling friends she doesn't carry HPV and is upset his sexual past is under scrutiny again. | JAMIE MCCARTHY~GETTY IMAGES

 

Updated: June 4, 2013 10:00PM



Little did Michael Douglas suspect that his recent interview with Britains Guardian newspaper would lead to an international brouhaha after the Oscar winner was quoted as blaming his throat cancer battle on being exposed to the HPV virus while engaging in oral sex.

After the virus comments went viral, the actors publicist attempted to tamp down the uproar by claiming Douglas never said that was the particular cause of his particular cancer, but merely that it was one thing that could cause throat cancer.

That has led the Guardian to go on the offensive and post a 32-second audio recording of Douglas remark on its website. When reporter Xan Brooks asked the Behind the Candelabra star if he attributed his cancer to having overloaded your system with drugs, smoking, drink, Douglas clearly answered, No. No. Ah, without getting too specific, this particular cancer is caused by something called HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus.

While both Michaels ex-wife, Diandra Douglas, and his current wife, Catherine Zeta-Jones, have made it very clear to friends they are not carriers of HPV, they both are said to be very upset by the whole controversy considering it brings back memories of Douglas many years of rampant womanizing. The actor, now 68 and reportedly happily married to Zeta-Jones, was among the first stars showcased as being treated for sexual addiction.

At an American Cancer Society event Monday night, Douglas further attempted to quiet the furor. Ive become, I think, in the past 24 hours a sort of poster boy for oral cancer, and just so you all understand, I think we would all love to know where our cancer comes from.



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Ooopth...

 

Michael Douglas admits he lied about his cancer

Olivia Barker, USA TODAY 4:59 p.m. EDT October 11, 2013

The Emmy winner suffered from tongue, not throat, cancer.

Michael Douglas had tongue cancer, not throat cancer, it turns out.

The newly minted Emmy winner revealed the fact that he purposefully fudged the truth about his 2010 diagnosis on a British daytime show yesterday.

"This was right before I had to go on a big tour for Wall Street (2), so we kind of said there's no way we can cancel the tour and say we don't feel well You've got to tell them," Douglas told Samuel L. Jackson on ITV's This Morning, as part of Male Cancer Awareness Week. "I said you've just got to come out and just tell them I've got cancer and that's that."

"But the surgeon said, 'Let's just say it's throat cancer.' I said 'OK, you don't want to say it's tongue cancer?', I said 'Why's that?' and he said, 'Well, if you really want to know why, if we do have to have surgery it's not going to be pretty. You'll lose part of you jaw and your tongue and all of that stuff.' So I said, 'OK sure.' "



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Cnippy more or less sez, WTF?

It hurts like a muthaphukka.

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Any major surgery hurts like a mutha...what you said... Especially when the narcotics are gone!




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There ya go, then. Careful about wishing I had what someone else has, these days, for sure. 



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