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Memo From Greg:
Dear Friend,
 
Good day and compliments, I know this letter will definitely come to you as a surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine my future and continued existence.Please allow me to introduce myself.I am CAPTAIN GREG, in 4th Battalion, 64th Armored Regiment unit here that Patrols the helmand province, Afghanistan. I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up courage to contact you.
 
I am presently in Afghanistan and I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $25m (Twenty five Million  United States Dollars) to you,as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your care until I complete my service here. This is no stolen money and there are no dangers involved.
 
SOURCE OF MONEY:
Some money was discovered and concealed in barrels at a location in helman province when we conducted a foot patrol and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us. This might appear as an illegal thing to do but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hellhole.The above figure was given to me as my share and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a Canadian contact working with the UN here (his office enjoys some immunity) I was able to get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package as he believes that it belongs to an American who died in an air raid, who before giving up trusted me to hand over the package to his close relative.
 
I have now found a secured way of getting the package out of Afghanistan for you to pick up. I do not know  how long I will remain here, as I have been lucky to survive 2 suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine intervention. This and other reasons put into consideration have prompted me to reach out for help. If it might be of interest to you then Endeavor to contact me immediately and we would work out the necessary formalities but I pray that you are discreet about this mutually benefiting relationship.
 
 
 
Respectfully,
Cpt. Greg Schneider,
United States Soldier:Afghanistan.


-- Edited by Snippy on Sunday 4th of August 2013 06:30:14 PM

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Snippy will split this up FIVE ways with the first FIVE BJ.com inter web friends who agree to help Snippy.

Too bad Uke isn't here to help.

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Thank GAWD he had the good sense to contact Snippy first.

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It is Pure Divine intervention.

Glad to hear that *cy* is in. Who else? Snippy would like to work with Uke-do.

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Lucky Snippy, you're going to be rich. Don't forget about us little people when you get your riches, and be sure to cut the capt in on his half....he sounds like good honest people.

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Pipes FC wrote:

Lucky Snippy, you're going to be rich. Don't forget about us little people when you get your riches, and be sure to cut the capt in on his half....he sounds like good honest people.

 Translation: 'Pipes is IN' ...



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Just let me know where to send my money.

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Uke is mentally unstable, but would like to be counted in. Why not... That 25-mil split, what five ways? It's still a whole buncka simoleons right? Where might Uke send a few US dollars to help Snippy? Please be sure to include correct zip codes this time!

This sounds legit! Let's roll! This opportunity comes only once...snooze you looze!

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Hmm. That address doesnt look right.
It looks like the link pointing here was faulty.

Gah. Your tab just crashed.
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Bullshit, a Captain wouldn't share with anybody.

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FMB wrote:
 Translation: 'Pipes is IN' ...

 Translation: PhMB is in.



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Freddie Krueger wrote:

Bullshit, a Captain wouldn't share with anybody.

 Translation: Phreddie is in.

Team:

Snippy

Uke-do (Welcome back, fella. The $5 million will have a cathartic effect on you.)

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OK, you LOOSERS! Seems Snippy's REPUTATION is getting around!!
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Snippy is the Go-To man for money repatriation!

Now, the FBI (former) DIRECTOR has contacted Snippy from THE HOOVER BUILDING

in WASHINGTON, DC!

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FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Website: www.fbi.gov
PHONE: (202) 4554 920
 
Attention:Fund Beneficiary
 
 
FBI Official Notice: The Anti Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division has discovered through our Global Monitoring Unit that the sum of $10,500,000.00 has been released from the Central Bank of Nigeria to the Bank of America Bearing your name as the beneficiary.
 
 
The Central Bank Of Nigeria Knowing fully well that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment directly into your account from Nigeria, Used what is known as secret Diplomatic Transfer to effect the payment. This method of transfer is applied only when the fund is related to terrorist or money laundering activities.
 
 
If your transaction is legit and you are not related to terrorist or money laundering activities, then why must your payment be made via secrete Diplomatic Transfer? and why did you not receive the money directly into your Bank account? For security reasons, the said amount of $10,500,000.00 has been stopped by the FBI for proper investigations before final credit into your personal account.
 
As a matter of urgency, you are required to provide a Diplomatic Immunity Seal of transfer Certificate from the Fund Originated Country within 72 hours in order to prove that the fund you are about to receive is not related to terrorist or money laundering activities.
 
Failure to comply with our instructions within 72 hours, will leave us with no other option than to impound the payment and  arrest you for money laundering and terrorism which will lead to jail term if you are found guilty as charged.
 
For further directives regarding the obtaining of the Diplomatic Immunity Seal of transfer Certificate from the Fund originated country, you are required to reconfirm your personal details as required below:
 
(1) Full Name
(2) Address
(3) Home/Cell Phone
(4) Age, Sex and Occupation
 
We shall monitor and facilitate the release of your payment of $10,500,000.00 into your personal account upon the confirmation of the needed diplomatic immunity seal of transfer certificate.
 
Final Warning: You have less than 72 hours to obtain the above mentioned certificate.
 
Yours In Service,
 
SPECIAL AGENT DAVID BRUNO
ON BEHALF OF THE FBI DIRECTOR
MR. ROBERT S. MUELLER.
PHONE: (202) 4554 920
 
CC: Bank Of America
CC: International Monetary Funds (IMF)
CC: U.S Boarder And Customs Protection


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If you LOOSERS make fun of Snippy, he will report you to The U. S. Boarder Patrol!

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Snippy wrote:

If you LOOSERS make fun of Snippy, he will report you to The U. S. Boarder Patrol!

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