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Snippy thinks this will result in mutual benefits for all. Snippy is willing to share. Who's in?

My Dear Beneficiary.

I am sure this mail would be coming to you as a surprise since we have never meet before and you would also be asking why I have decided to chose you amongst the numerous internet users in the world, precisely I cannot say why I have chosen you but do not be worried for I saw your profile on the Internet, which has made me accomplish my request. May the almighty God bless and see you through with this mission if you can carefully read and digest the message below. Before I move further, permit me to give you a little of my biography, I am Mother Emily Olivier Jack man, 87 Years old woman and the wife of Late Sir Jack man Olivier who died in a Plane crash on Monday the 7th of September 1998 GMT 14:22 UK while they were flying from New York to Geneva. Please see site below for more information. http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9809/swissair.victims.list/index.html

 

After the death of my husband I became the Head of his investment and now that I am old and weak I have decided to spend the rest of my life with my family and loved ones whom I never had time for during the course of my business life, but before the death of my husband we had a plan to use the last days of our lives to donate half of what we have worked for to the less privilege and charity homes and the other half for ourselves, family members and close friends, and it is so unfortunate that my husband is not alive today to do this with me and I am very weak and old now, hence I have decided to do this philanthropic work on behalf of my late husband and I.

Presently, I have willed out almost half of our assets to several charity homes and to some of the less privilege in different countries. Despite the agreement between my late husband and I to give aid to the deprived, we also agreed to render support to an individual we have not meet before in life due to the fact when we were still young in life we receive an anonymous help from an individual we did not know and which we have not being able to know till date, the impact we got from such gesture made us to do same.I am sorry to inform you that you will never have the chance to know me because I have just concluded the assignment which my husband and I have agreed upon before his sudden death and you happened to be the beneficiary of our last WILL, irrespective of your previous financial status, hence I need you to do me a favor by accepting our offer that will cost you nothing. I have presently deposited a Cheque in the sum of $5,800,000.00 United States Dollars with DHL express to deliver to you, what you have to do now is to contact the DHL COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date.

I only made the deposit with your EMAIL ADDRESS and SECURITY KEEPING CODE (SCT/0433/F) because I do not know your name and the address you would want to receive the parcel with. I couldn't find them on net while browsing your profile if not I would have given it to DHL for immediate and fast delivery of this parcel to you. For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance Premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country. You have to contact the DHL COURIER SERVICE, NIGERIA now for the delivery of the cheque with this information bellow;

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DHL AGENT WORLDWIDE

Rev Father Martin Uzo

Contact Email Address:( revmartin009@aol.com)

Phone Number::+234-802-958-1811

 

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Again, you are not to pay for the delivering Charge, the Insurance premium and the Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque because I have already paid for them, (( The Only Money You Are Expected To Pay Is $120 United States Dollars for the Security Keeping of the cheque so far)). I would have paid the fee but the company insisted that I should not because they don't know when you will be contacting them and to avoid demurrage or further cost.

You are to reconfirm the below information to them to avoid any mistake on the Delivery.

Postal address;

Full Names:

Direct telephone number;Below is the security keeping code: (SCT/0433/F) of the draft, you are to also present it to them for verification before delivery.  Let me repeat again, The Only Money You Are Expected To Pay Is $120 United States Dollars for the Security Keeping  Fee of the cheque so far, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to ask them to provide you with the method they wish to use in receiving their Security Keeping Fee of $120 United States Dollars for their immediate action.Note: Please I do not want you to thank me or my husband all I need you to do is, When you get this fund, use ONLY 800.000.00 (Eight hundred thousand United States Dollars)for your effort and USE THE REST OF THIS FUND FOR CHARITY PURPOSE IN THE WAY IT WILL PLEASE HUMANITY.

Yours Faithfully

Mrs. Emily Olivier Jack man.



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FMB wrote:

Looks legit.... I'm in...  wink


OK . Might be a good idea.

Maybe Paypal the money to me and I will guarantee to give most of it back if there's a problem.



-- Edited by Thunderwagon5000 on Sunday 22nd of September 2013 12:37:56 PM

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Noep. Looks tu suspicious, in my mind.



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Uke is holding out since last time, and prefers to sit on the sidelines. Thanks anyway!

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Hmm. That address doesnt look right.
It looks like the link pointing here was faulty.

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Psssst Uke.....this is your chance to get back at Snippy for out tipping you with that gap tooth waitress at the Knick Knack.

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Hmmm... Yer right! There is that...

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Looks legit.... I'm in...  wink



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Snippy, collect the dough and then send me a signed blank check. I'll fill in the numbers and trust me, I'll be fair.

Thanks.

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