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What deep thinkers men are ...  I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

 My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.  The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.  At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

 Finally I thought about an age old question:  Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?  Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

 Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.  A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."  I rest my case.

 Time for another beer



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Now that is profound And your right, sometimes you don't want your deep thinking disturbed by anyone until you get the thought worked out. I read that in the Book, Men are from Mars and women are from Venus, and Phuck Uke is still a mystery.

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Freddie Krueger wrote:

Now that is profound...and Phuck Uke is still a mystery.


 And here ya go, believe it or don't... Insulted by my idol! Phast Phreight Phreddie!



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"Deep Thinking"...is what I do from the time I get out of bed until bedtime.
"Distractions" is really human life. Some have a bunch of distractions going
on seemingly always and in this lifetime may not have a chance to "sitback"
long enough to figure a bunch of stuff out, let alone be aware of a greater
awareness/knowledge of your own soul. All the souls graduating to whats
next are in grades 1-12. You may be in the 5th grade and probly dont want
to hang-out with 2-3rd graders much. Same can be said about seniors wanting
to carry on with underclassmen (unless the underclassman was the most
desireable freshman women you ever seen). Think no matter what grade
your in now, you already passed grade 12 in a very nearby lifetime.
Just keep on doing what you are doing and maybe learn something
lacking in your "Earthbound experiences".

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