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Female Ted Cruz lookalike from Maury signs on to do porn flick for $10G

Last week, the Internet went crazy over a Ted Cruz lookalike who appeared on "Maury"  and now the woman is using the hype to her advantage and starring in porn.

After Searcy Hayes' face was paired up next to Cruz's, she really made her way into the spotlight. Hayes, 21, was on the April 18 episode of the show "5 Men Tested Will I Find My Daughter's Father Today?"  where she confronted her boyfriend Freddie Green, 25, who claimed her 3-month-old son was not his (it turns out he is the father).

The couple seems to be doing much better now that porn site XHamster offered them $10,000 to make their own sex tape.

WOMAN ON MAURY LOOKS JUST LIKE TED CRUZ; INTERNET FREAKS OUT OVER BIZARRE RESEMBLANCE

A Ted Cruz lookalike was mocked across the Internet and has now signed on with XHamster to make a sex tape for $10,000.THE MAURY SHOW/AP/KEITH SRAKOCIC

A Ted Cruz lookalike was mocked across the Internet and has now signed on with XHamster to make a sex tape for $10,000.

"We wanted Searcy because overnight she became a viral meme," XHamster spokesman Mike Kulich told The Huffington Post. "I think a lot of XHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action."

Hayes said she has made sex tapes before, but this will be the first time a big audience will see one.

"I'm fine with it because everything is going to support my family," she said. "I want to get my son whatever he wants."

The Mississippi woman had never heard of Ted Cruz before the comparison and also mentioned she didn't know if he has done a good enough job to get reelected, apparently unaware that he wasn't actually president only running for the job.

She currently works cleaning houses, while Green collects Supplemental Security Income due to disability, The Huffington Post reported.

Green said the offer to do porn was a "no-brainer."

"We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get married. I never had anyone say, 'Here's $10,000! Go make a sex tape,'" he said.

The sex tape will only be 6-minutes long, meaning the duo will bring in $1,666.66 per minute.

"It's kind of exciting and shocking to know she's famous she's more famous than Madonna!" Green said. "I'm with a star."

nbitette@nydailynews.com



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I can't believe xhamster actually has $10,000 on hand for this. I'd much rather see the check than the tape.

 

"The Mississippi woman had never heard of Ted Cruz before the comparison and also mentioned she didn't know if he has done a good enough job to get reelected"

Sounds about right.



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Ted Cruz, Miss Piggy Edition.

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Ted Cruz, Miss Piggy Edition.

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Just another reason for believing that Mississippi just might be the worst state. Yes, worse than that place that comes up frequently here at BurningJournaldotcom, you know, the one that was once part of Snippylvania.

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Just another reason for believing that Mississippi just might be the worst state. Yes, worse than that place that comes up frequently here at BurningJournaldotcom, you know, the one that was once part of Snippylvania.

 Don't dis Texas like that....



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Phukk the Splooge Twins! And their fony-assed prizes!

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Phukk the Splooge Twins! And their fony-assed prizes!

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Wait'll phreddie hears about this crap! Not ta mention that nobody else has complained to the webmisteress of this websight, bj.com!

Members are urged to forward all complaints (about the Splooge Brothers) ta Rob via our handy-dandy Complaint Forum. Run these two outa here for good! Tar and feather 'em first! That'll learn 'em!


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