Everyday I try to practice my Spanish by reading the latest news from Medellin and everyday I get sit there and think "this doesn't even make sense in English". Normally it's about an extortion gang getting busted, an odd street murder, or a masacre on a farm.
Today's version. Courtesy of Google translate.
Man masturbated against the leg of a woman in the Medellín metro.
"The fault is yours to put your leg on my penis", was what, according to the affected, told J.C.A.M. to this 26-year-old woman, when she noticed that the man was masturbating against his leg in a subway car in Medellin.
The story of the girl shows that this man did not contain his libido and surpassed the limits in front of dozens of users who were transported in the mass transit system.
Andrea * told Q'HUBO Medellín details of the incident that took place yesterday morning: "I was standing next to a door, because I was already following the Envigado station and there I got off. I was talking on a cell phone, but from one moment to the next I felt something wet and hot on my leg. When I turned to look, it was a guy who had taken his penis out of his pocket and was masturbating, and it was already all wet. "
She began to shout and took out her cell phone to record the event, counting on the luck that in the same car a police high school graduate traveled, who intervened and asked the man for identification. The woman activated the emergency button and sought help. In addition, it instituted the respective complaint before competent authorities.
To the Uri
The woman said that Metro officials did not show much concern about what she was denouncing and were worried that the images of the incident she and other people registered with cameras and cell phones would not be broadcast ...
What does the Metro say?
Q'HUBO contacted the Metro to know its position on the incident, and the entity indicated that it rejects this type of behavior and that it invites the victims to denounce. However, he made it clear that the sanctions are on the part of the authorities and not the system.
* Name changed at the request of the victim.
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DJ will never be the Republicunt nominee. Permalynx this. Snippy 2/2/2016
That's quite a feat. The one-eyed trouser snake escapes out through the pocket and slithers over to her leg. It's already wadded and is warm, slimy and wet.
Plus, every time I look at that story, I see it as El CHUBO instead of Q'HUBO. And, that leaves "Snippy" El Disturbo.
-- Edited by Snippy on Thursday 8th of March 2018 08:34:47 PM
From what I gathered from the story is the dude worked at the university and had worked for the mayor, and he wasn't supposed to have been arrested. The actual story is that she was able to make enough noise to get him arrested....hence the picture....and doesn't make sense in English.
He rubbed, they shrugged.....sorry, not this time.
-- Edited by Pipes FC on Thursday 8th of March 2018 09:28:39 PM
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DJ will never be the Republicunt nominee. Permalynx this. Snippy 2/2/2016
From what I gathered from the story is the dude worked at the university and had worked for the mayor, and he wasn't supposed to have been arrested. The actual story is that she was able to make enough noise to get him arrested....hence the picture....and doesn't make sense in English.
He rubbed, they shrugged.....sorry, not this time.
"Son, did you wash your smooth, soft hands before you buried your face in them?"
So, Spanilliterate Snippy sees on bulletin board in red:
"Yep, we're a (policia) station and lunch for us is a thing of appreciation."
