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HANAHAN, S.C. (AP) - Police in South Carolina say a naked woman tried to bite off a man's genitals and then rushed on all fours at responding officers, who shocked her with a stun gun.

WCSC-TV reports that a man called police for help, saying the woman tried to bite off his penis during sex with him and another man Monday night.

Hananan Police Chief Dennis Turner says officers shocked the bloody woman with a stun gun, then used an overdose-fighting drug to revive her. Officers were told she was high on heroin and methamphetamine.

 

Turner says the body camera recording "reminded me of something you would see off of a horror movie."

The woman was hospitalized; charges are pending.



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More like #MAGAtMillions

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See what drugs does ?

It will get worse before it gets better.



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Thunderwagon5000 wrote:

See what drugs does ?

It will get worse before it gets better.

 Yeah but... And this IS important tu, 'cause this chickie 'splains 'sleep-deprivation' and other schitt!

https://www.inverse.com/article/50128-how-long-does-it-take-to-wake-up-the-brain

Forget durgs. Coffee tu!



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Yeah...well...You should wake up when you wake up.

Snooze buttons are one of the more perverse forms of self abuse.

Chimpanzee yawning



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Thunderwagon5000 wrote:

Yeah...well...You should wake up when you wake up.

Snooze buttons are one of the more perverse forms of self abuse.

Chimpanzee yawning

 Yeah but... I don't have no alarm clock, and no snoozing buttons that I can't push. So I just go back ta bed and sleep moer.

Do you always get up when you wake up, or do you snooze moer? I think it's okay to sleep moer. Sometimes.



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