Elderly passengers may have trouble with sphincter control and in a small toilet cubicle

may have problems seating themselves and "Bombs Away" tu early in the seating 

maneuver. I was in a Weis Market one time and this lady was making her way at a

fast walk down the aisle headed for the back of the store. As she came around the 

bend she was kinda jumping and shaking her leg. Next thing I know a turd was

flopping on the floor like a beached brown trout. She never stopped just kept going,

I noticed the Store Manager and told her what I saw, she ran tu get worker bee in

maintenence clean it up discreetly. Manager told me it happens more often than

than youd think. How would you feel if it happened tu you? Talk about embarassment.

You'd never catch me on an airplane for one thing. thats another story.