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Make sure ta always carry a few quarters, and assorted coins in your car...just in case. Ya never know, ya might forget your cell phone, or the charger in the car might go pffft... And the battery die. Then what? Pay phones. Yep. They're all over yer home state. Take a peek through the list. I bet there's a...
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Yet another example of why I pack heat
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LIVE OAK, Texas A Good Samaritan was shot and killed trying to stop a robbery. Two armed men attempted to rob Kay Jewelers in Rolling Oaks Rolling Oaks Mall just after 3:30 Sunday.An unarmed man attempted to stop the robbery and was shot and killed. Another man, who was carrying a licensed concealed we...
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Hoorah! Hoorah! Only TEN days...
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...and Obomber's outa there, and our newest First Fambly will be in the BIG house; AKA "The White(est) House"! Yep! Congrats Donald, Melania, Melikia, Jr., Eddy, Lisa, Tripp, Chip, Bubba, and little what'sername... Yeah! The whole bunck! AmeriKa welcums you to our house! (Wait, wait...where's t...
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Oh yeah!
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And it's gonna be really, really... Good! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-bKFo30o2o&feature=youtu.be
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Another nut with a gub!
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Fucker killed 5, and wounded 8! Why wasn't he shot and killed by somebody? Fuck! http://www.usnews.com/news/us/articles/2017-01-06/the-latest-police-5-dead-8-wounded-in-airport-shooting
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Why Didn't He Stay in WVA?
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MARIETTA, OH (WCMH) A West Virginia man is accused of using a syringe to spray semen on women who were shopping at an Ohio Walmart.According to Marietta police, 28-year-old Timothy D. Blake man was arrested after several incidents going all the way back to January of 2016. http://nbc4i.com/2017/...
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WTF?
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Guess the Taliban, or IS are to blame huh? Could well be. But these dumb fuckers posted this schitt 'live' on Face Book for everybody ta see. Now the bunck are coolin' off in Chicago cells. Ya gotta pretty damn stupid ta post this on social media sites. Not everybody thinks this is funny! http://www.usa...
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Time for # number 1 one?
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First three days of the New Year and nobody kicked off. Yet. But maybe it's this creep's turn. Charlie "The Devil" Manson. After all he's been in the slammer since '69, and he's 82. So why not start with Charles? And now he's been taken to a hospital, maybe, just maybe his time is at hand! http://www.nyda...
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***'s favorite dictator in trubba?
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Maybe. Then again perhaps not. After five years at the helm, his troops, and citizens may be a bit tired of the starvation, labor camps, discipline, and awful living conditions... But they still love him! http://www.ibtimes.com/north-koreas-kim-jong-un-faces-rebellion-slaves-purges-nu...
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Why does this picture seem familiar?
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Hopefully we can be done with these deaths... here, there, and everywhere!
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Many, many... Some we knew quite well through their music, movies, or other arts. Others we've only heard, or read about. Some very famous, more anonymous. But all notable in their own way. Sgt. Peppers-style homage to celebrity deaths of 2016 runs out of spaceOriginally published December 29, 20...
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"Uke" sighting in Springfield, OR - 12/17/2016
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The fabled Roho God himself was spotted in Springfield, OR earlier this month, along with notorious Missouri foamer "Lake Tower." Mr. Tower's lovely shirt may also be of interest. -- Edited by Lake Tower on Monday 26th of December 2016 10:34:16 PM
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Yay! Another snub of PEOTUS
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Following Negotiations, No Rockettes Will Be Required To Perform At Inauguration December 23, 20166:17 PM ETMaggie Penman The Radio City Rockettes with Donald Trump in 2004. The Rockettes' union announced late Friday that no dancer would be obligated to perform at the president-elect's ina...
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Anybody else cryin' into their beer?
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Nope! No members (one would hope) of this websight...or shithole most likely! Poor Kanye. Nobody gives a fuck! http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2016/11/21/kanye-west-saint-pablo-tour-canceled/94215358/
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This can't be good for Putin
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Russian Military Plane With 92 Aboard Crashes Into Black SeaBy IVAN NECHEPURENKODEC. 25, 2016Continue reading the main story Share This PageMOSCOW A Russian military aircraft carrying 92 people, including members of a famed military choir bound for Syria to entertain Russian forces there, cr...
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She's not pleased, despite the "Great victory!"
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Who? Glad you asked. Kellyanne Conway, that's who! Kellyanne DEMANDS People Stop Insulting Trump, Threatens Consequences Republicans love to talk about having respect for the Constitution, but what they really mean is they respect certain parts of the document which governs the country an...
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Philosophy for this week
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Now this news IS disappointing!
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Our favorite dictator has stepped on his dick. Again! Yes, President Kim-Jung un has really, really fucked up this time. And seriously embarrassed himself. In public. Oh Kim. Kim, Kim...how could you? http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/12/14/drunken-kim-jong-un-forces-top-military-l...
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Christmas Foamers
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This is a foamer's Christmas decorations. Or maybe Krink's.
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They're Kidding right?
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Apparently NOT. When TIME magazine does it... They mean it. Really! http://time.com/time-person-of-the-year-2016-donald-trump/?xid=homepage The video clip is interesting tu. Scroll down past the text and watch. You might almost believe him. Then again, maybe...
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URGENT MAIL FROM HOSPITAL oliviaborrego16@gmail.com
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My Dearest One,This is Miss Olivia Borrego from Trinidad &Tobago. I am writing from the hospital in Ivory Coast, therefore this mail is very urgent. I want you to know that I'm dying in the hospital which I don't know if i will see few days more. I was told by my doctor that I was poisoned and has got my l...
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What? Wait... Sarah Palin cries "Bullschitt!" on Drumbf? Really. Really!
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How can ya believe 'news' these days? Especially if ya read it on the internets nooz sights, or the www.com. thingies! http://www.politico.com/story/2016/12/sarah-palin-donald-trump-carrier-deal-crony-capitalism-232139 -- Edited by Uke on Friday 2nd of December 2016 05:39:08 PM
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They Probably Never Read these Books
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Virginia, it isn't always Virginia: Two classic American novels have been temporarily pulled from bookshelves in Accomack County Public Schools. WAVY-TV reported that earlier this month, a parent filed a complaint about "To Kill a Mockingbird" and "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" for th...
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*cy* Will Rejoice If He Ever Returns Tu This Shithole
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LAMCO Anoints New Royalty Mitchell E. Daniels Jr. and Marcela E. Donadio have been elected directors of Norfolk Southern Corporation (NYSE: NSC), effective Nov. 28, 2016, Chairman, President, and CEO James A. Squires said today. Daniels, 67, of West Lafayette, Ind., has been president of Pu...
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