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Tattoo Inked With Cremains
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Man resurrects friend's ashes into tattooStory Updated: Jul 10, 2009 at 11:37 PM PDT By Bryan JohnsonWatch the story OLYMPIA, Wash. -- Dwayne Courtney walked to a tattoo shop to immortalize his beloved friend. Dwayne Courtney, left, and David Comstock are seen in this photo. Cancer claimed David C...
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Corpse doesn't have a leg to stand on
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Judge Closing Funeral Home That Cut Corpse LegsCOLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) Related StoriesS.C. Man's Corpse Apparently Cut To Fit In Coffin (4/4/2009) A South Carolina judge has ordered the closing of a funeral home where a worker cut the legs off a body so it would fit in a casket. Judge Deborah Durden on Tue...
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Cabby Hack Job
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Horror as taxi driver decapitates himself outside cafe By Daily Mail Reporter Last updated at 12:41 PM on 10th July 2009Comments () Add to My Stories The death happened shortly after midnight yards from a 24-hour cafe used by black-cab drivers A taxi driver decapitated himself after tying a rope a...
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While you're at it, JUMP!
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If caller says to trash your hotel room, think twiceSee more topics » Lisa Kantorski took the call from the person who claimed to be a front-desk clerk about a gas leak in their hotel room near Orlando International Airport. She frantically relayed the information to her husband, Mark, an Indian Riv...
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Back seat romp leads to alleged meth lab
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By Robert Crowe - Express-News The car was rocking, so someone called police. When officers arrived Thursday night, they discovered a man and woman having sex inside the parked car that authorities said was loaded with enough equipment and chemicals to start a methamphetamine lab. The car seemed s...
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No Fathers Day card from Omar
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Osama Bin Laden's son, Omar, says dad is evil in new memoirBY James Gordon Meek DAILY NEWS WASHINGTON BUREAUFriday, July 10th 2009, 4:00 AMNasser/AP Omar Osama bin Laden says father gassed his dogs in chemical warfare experiments. OSAMA BIN LADEN'S son Omar first realized the depth of his father's...
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Pistol Violates Toilet Tap Code
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Woman shot in bathroom stallUpdated: Thursday, 09 Jul 2009, 10:40 PM EDT Published : Thursday, 09 Jul 2009, 9:27 PM EDTKristin Wright TAMPA - A Tampa woman is recovering from a gunshot wound she received while using the bathroom at local hotel. Police say Thursday morning, 53-year-old Janifer Blis...
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Timeshare Cemetery Smashes Productivity Ceiling
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Four charged with US grave scamPolice say remains were found behind a pile of grave debrisPolice have charged four people in connection to an alleged scheme of digging up graves at a Chicago cemetery in order to resell the plots. Bones from more than 100 bodies were discovered in mass graves at the cit...
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Toilets Overflow With Fecal Delight
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Mom allegedly leaves kids in maggot-filled home9:41 AM | July 8, 2009 A 35-year-old Cypress mother of three was arrested for allegedly leaving her two children home alone in a house filled knee-high with trash, bugs and maggots, authorities said today. Police found the children Tuesday living in &...
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Father-Son Outing
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Son says he helped dad dump bodyUpdated: Wednesday, 08 Jul 2009, 12:36 AM EDT Published : Tuesday, 07 Jul 2009, 11:58 PM EDTKELLY JOYCE | FOX 35 News Suspect Alan Jett faces first degree murder charges. Police say he killed a woman, left her wrapped in blankets for days in his closet, then made his pre-t...
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Hotel Poo Accident A Complete Misunderstanding
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'Hotel poo' incident an accident: NRL star Disgraced rugby league star Nate Myles says the bizarre incident in which he defecated in a hotel corridor was an accident. The Sydney Rooster and Queensland State of Origin player said he was suffering a stomach bug at the time of the embarrassing incident...
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Cheeseball murder accused blames shoes
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Cheeseball murder accused blames shoesPosted Mon Jul 6, 2009 2:33pm AESTMap: St Leonards 2065 A Sydney court has heard that a woman accused of deliberately mowing down a man and killing him blamed her shoes for the way she was driving. Sarah May Ward, 38, is charged with the murder of 21-year-old Eli W...
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Pissed at Husband, Mom Drowns Brood
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Mother claims she drowned her 4 childrenBy PNG correspondent Liam FoxPosted Mon Jul 6, 2009 4:48pm AEST Updated Mon Jul 6, 2009 4:47pm AESTA Papua New Guinean woman has told police she drowned her four children because she was fed up with her drug addict husband. The woman surrendered herself to poli...
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Other half of shipment set out bad order by Freddy Krueger
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Half a woman 'found in a suitcase'Posted Tue Jul 7, 2009 6:00am AESTThe upper half of a woman's body has been found in a suitcase in a Moroccan train station, a police source said. Security guards from a private firm made the discovery overnight between Sunday and Monday (local time) in Casablanca sta...
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Man cuts off own penis during drunk DIY
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Man cuts off own penis during drunk DIYA carpenter called Stuart Keen cut off his own penis in the bath as he apparently tried to do DIY while drunk. By Ian Johnston Published: 11:21AM BST 05 Jul 2009 Mr Keen, 54, suffered horrific injuries as he used the saw to cut wood for a cabinet he was making in his ho...
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Jacko's Brain Sloughs Off Earthly Vessel
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Michael Jackson to be buried without his brain WORLD EXCLUSIVE by David Gardner in Los Angeles 5/07/2009 Organ removed as investigators seek clues to star's death Follow Mirror.co.uk's Michael Jackson memorial and funeral Live Blog, and don't forget to leave your comments and messages. Michael...
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Same Train Strikes Two In Separate Fatal Accidents
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Same Train Strikes Two In Separate Fatal Accidents Posted: 4:40 pm PDT July 3, 2009Updated: 8:22 pm PDT July 3, 2009OAKLAND, Calif. -- The same Capital Corridor Amtrak train was involved in two separate and fatal accidents in the East Bay Friday afternoon. Amtrak train No. 535 was headed from Sacra...
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Cat Piss causes fire
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Cat urinating on laptop may have sparked house fireArticle from: Font size: Decrease Increase Email article: Email Print article: Print Submit comment: Submit comment Anna CaldwellJuly 06, 2009 12:00amFIRE crews are investigating whether a cat urinating on a laptop sparked a fire that has dest...
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Japanese Train Breaks Up Fight
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2 men fatally hit by speeding train after fighting on platform KAMAKURA, Kanagawa -- Two men were fatally hit by a speeding train while allegedly fighting on a railway station platform here on Thursday evening, police said. The two were reportedly scuffling with one another on a platform at JR Ofuna...
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Naked terminator won't be back
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Naked 'Terminator' arrested at casino Staff ReportsShare on Facebook Email Print Comment Recommend (9) A man who ran naked through the Stateline casino core was subdued by a Taser on Tuesday before a group of startled children in the Harrah's Lake Tahoe casino arcade. Sean Stanley Smith, 19, was ja...
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Petaluma Police: Porta-potty pipebomb puncture person
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18-Year-Old Injured By Portapotty Pipe Bomb Explosion Posted: 3:20 pm PDT July 5, 2009Updated: 2:12 pm PDT July 6, 2009PETALUMA, Calif. -- An 18-year-old Petaluma man was injured when a pipe bomb exploded in a portable toilet located in a public park on the Fourth of July. At about 10:35 p.m., Offic...
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Troll take note
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Teen bites off internet adversary's ear08:13 AEST Sat Jul 4 20092 days 17 hours 25 minutes agoAFPA 19-year-old German woman has been arrested for biting off the ear of a 27-year-old woman following an argument in an Internet chat room. After the online dispute, the older woman turned up at the 19-yea...
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Gay Lumberjacks Protest Teabagger Freeload
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Gay Loggers reach goal, to protest as planned By DANIEL PERSON Chronicle Staff WriterThe Green Coalition of Gay Loggers for Jesus will march on Main Street as planned July Fourth, the organizer of the group said Thursday evening. Organizer Brian Leland had set a 5 p.m. deadline Thursday to reach his...
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This reader thanks Fauxy!
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On his return ta duty, and for forcing the staff's hand by gaining your very own forum! Keep up the good work. Your salary increase is under review. Next meeting.
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What the fuck is up with these Republicans?
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Naked ex-mayor arrested at campsiteGainesvilles Musselwhite denies causing earlier troubleBy Alexis StevensThe Atlanta Journal-ConstitutionFriday, June 26, 2009 A former mayor found sitting naked and holding a beer at a Rabun County campsite told police he wasnt the same naked man seen walk...
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