Council Bluffs man claims Hot Dog Man statue This undated file photo provided by the Council Bluffs police department shows a 6-foot-tall Hot Dog Man statue in a police storage facility. (AP Photo - Council Bluffs Police Department)From Associated PressSeptember 15, 2011 8:56 PM EDT COUNCIL BLU...
Something about hoisting, and holding a mug full of beer! What else? It's all about endurance. and NOT giving into the urge ta swill the brew and lose out! SEPTEMBER 15, 2011A Toast to a Real StrongmanBy JASON GAY There are athletes with nine-figure contracts and seven-car garages; athletes with Ho...
Wire Services | Submitted by: spooz"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed." A Fudg...
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Daily Mail | Submitted by: P Ray"Caius Veiovis, 31, has undergone extensive implants to create horny lumps on his head and had a runic-looking 666 tattooed on his forehead et cetera... He is alleged to have been part of a gang which kidnapped, killed and buried three Hells Angels in Massachuse...
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Philadelphia Inquirer | Submitted by: Erick"Stelzenmuller, 49, lay dead in a corner of the attic near a cutup scuba suit and a mask with two tubes protruding from it... His obituary described him as the head of Penn Avionics, a firm that repairs electronics on private planes; it listed the domi...
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Wire Services | Submitted by: ferret"We tell them we only have cold rooms," Teramura quips when asked how his staff respond to unwary lovers looking for a room... The daily rate at Lastel, as it is known, is 12,000 yen ($157). For that fee, bereaved families can check in their dead while the...
The Local DE | Submitted by: Beerypubes"The firm sells a drink made with berries and vodka predominately in 0.02 and 0.03 litre shot measures under the name Ficken. Applications to trademark the name -- which means "fucking" in German -- were first rejected by the German Patent Off...
Winters officially over in Edmonton as last of citys snow melts You know how sometimes as winter turns into spring and the thaw melts the season's snow, there are stubborn little piles of the stuff that just seem to defy the sun. You usually see these holdouts in parking lots, where snow-clearing eq...
Yep! Just published Michele "Batshit Girl" Bachmann's book, My Story in which she reveals all, and spares noone from her bow and arrow accuracy! She's dead on about her life as a deprived minority child growing up on 'the wrong side of the tracks' in a small Iowa town.And that her parents sh...
Daily Mail | Submitted by: scarred 4 life"When she rang the surgery back two hours later claiming that he had pulled out the wrong one, a receptionist initially insisted she was mistaken. However, Dr George, a former hospital house officer, examined the X-ray and realised his blunder. Mrs Gre...
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Japan Today | Submitted by: The Medicated"A 37-year old nurse at Mori hospital in Kyoto, has been arrested for tearing out the finger and toenails of an 80-year old patient with senile dementia... She was imprisoned for three years and eight months after she was found to have injured six patien...
BurningJournaldotcom prides itselph on timeliness, honesty, and high ethical standards. Regardless of what that idiot Fauxy News says!Cherokees told to take back slaves' descendantsJUSTIN JUOZAPAVICIUSFrom Associated PressSeptember 13, 2011 5:12 PM EDT TULSA, Okla. (AP) A federal order f...
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