The Age | Submitted by: furpo"Sr. Mule tied Mlle. Caputo to another woman while performing a Japanese sado-masochist technique known as "shibari"... The two women remained clothed while they were tied tightly together with the same rope and suspended two metres off the ground. T...
New York Daily News | Submitted by: scarred 4 life"It appears the accelerator stuck and the 1995 Mercury Grand Marquis backed across the street, knocked over a telephone pole and went through the wall with tremendous force... The car crashed through the outside wall of the home, then struck th...
Australian Broadcasting | Submitted by: JJ"Ellis, who uses a motorized wheelchair, was asleep when Smith pounced on him, commenced biting, and announced, Im a vampire, I am going to eat you. When cops arrived, they located Smith -- covered in blood and half naked -- near the Hooters, but was un...
All the news that fits...sort of. The perspective in Alberta, at least. Edmonton specifically.http://edmonton.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20110912/global-stock-markets-110912/20110912/?hub=EdmontonHome
Everybody in the competion will have "panties" on. You can take that to the bank!Miss Universe Hopeful Told to Wear Pantieshttp://www.nbcmiami.com/entertainment/celebrity/Miss-Universe-Hopeful-Told-to-Wear-Panties-129531813.html
He knows exactly what he's doing when he buys out a company, like his recent purch... His 'loan' ta save Bank of America. Yep.Now he controls the outfit...And whatever happens next, Berkshire Hathaway (AKA: Warren Buffet) gets paid FIRST!Why? Preferred shares. Look it up. First rights ta any break...
Man Accused Of Having Sex With Neighbor's Pool FloatFamily Has Sought Help For Man Without Success POSTED: 10:56 am EDT September 1, 2011UPDATED: 11:54 am EDT September 1, 2011 HAMILTON -- A man accused of having sex with a neighbor's pool toy has had trouble with the law before. Edwin Tobergta,...
New York Daily News | Submitted by: scarred 4 life"A bandit dressed as the green claymation figure waltzed into a California 7-11 Monday and demanded cash. "I don't have time for this," groaned the clerk, as the perp fumbled unsuccessfully for his gun." Read article...
Philadelphia Inquirer | Submitted by: Erick"The boy started suckling the cow in July after he saw a calf do the same since his parents moved to Thailand in search of work." Read article...
WLKY | Submitted by: Lady Mayhem"Berthiaume suffered injuries to his right arm and leg when his homemade potato gun exploded. "He's got a chunk of his arm torn up. His butt cheek, his thigh and lower calf on his right side," Berthiaume's brother said. "A chunk of meat was hangin...
New York Daily News | Submitted by: scarred 4 life"The subway rat attack was unusual, the sources said, particularly because the J train platform at the Brooklyn Bridge station has a low rodent population. The platforms in the station for the 4, 5, 6 trains, however, are a complete "rat...
The Local CH | Submitted by: WillyPubes"Two young women were convicted of sexual assault in the Zürich district court on Tuesday after seeking revenge on their philandering ex-lover last summer by gluing his testicles to his thigh and decorating his genital area with pink feathers... A mes...
Kansas City Star | Submitted by: cyran0"The dude was smoking weed inside the casino when cops gave chase... When Riverside police arrived, the dude jumped into Line Creek and started swimming toward the Missouri River... A witness told police that the dude reached a sandbar and was standing o...
New York Times | Submitted by: Jo "...Where's Mine?!" Ratzinger"So Ms. Daily searched a Web-based registry for other children fathered by the same donor and helped to create an online group to track them. Over the years, she watched the number of children in her sons group grow. An...
BBC | Submitted by: ANDROLOMA [brain bane unextraordinaire!]"The moose was apparently on the hunt for fermenting apples when she lost her balance and became trapped in the tree... A neighbor heard the moose's drunken roar and called the emergency services, who helped him free the boozed-u...
CNN | Submitted by: annidez"Police are investigating the death of an Arkansas man whose naked body was allegedly found next to a sleeping TV weatherman in a hot tub after a night of drinking and drugs... Barbour awoke to the sound of Cummins snoring and discovered the two in the hot tub, which had...
...because her words ring as true as any I've read, or heard, and seen since that day. And with that event's 10th. 'aniversary' just a few days away, well...please read, or listen.Thanks. Daughter Channels Sept. 11 Grief Into Film, Activismby Tovia Smith Listen to the StoryAll Things Considered...
Right now this is more imPORTant at the moment. Our grain unloaders are being struck, in an old time 'wildcat' manner.This could be the action that starts the whole real shutdown of land transport as we know it.Our trains...grainers, are sitting, yarded... Strikes cripple US west coast ports08 Se...
Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: Oh Lewis!"A British woman's breast implant reportedly exploded after she was hit in the chest by a paintball, which can travel at 190 mph... "Due to an incident at our Croydon Paintballing centre on Saturday 20 August 2011 we respectfully ask that any lad...
Railroads disappointed with NMB decision to end mediationWednesday, September 07, 2011 The National Carriers' Conference Committee issued the following statement today on the decision by the National Mediation Board to release two coalitions representing 11 unions from federal mediation...
