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Uke


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Freddie Krueger wrote:

So, youse guys are getting all new schist all at the same time, everybody working, making a mess only once instead of screwing it up year after year with each individual project, yet all you old coots still complain. Youse guys would complain if Farah Fawcett gave you a blow job and didn't swallow.

Look at all that infrastructure jobs, your tax payer money actually getting used for something that you can see! The economy being stimulated for real!

My Gawd!

Screw it.

Youse guys should get nuthin. No electricity, no gas, go out back and dig and outhouse, and have a dirt road. You deserve nuthin, nuthin....

 Pretty harsh words for a guy who's living on the dole right now! Not ta mention the fact that he'a whiling away his 'idle time' on vacation at the 'Jersey shore with the family...

The Krink and *** call "Bullschitt on YOU Phreddie K!" for your nervy, outrageous lying untrue statements! Go find a job ya worthless bum! And Leave ** and The Krink out of your lies from now on! (Or face legal action!)



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Freddie Krueger


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Oh Yeah! Careful what you wish for! I can liquidate, and end up on your doorstep since everything is all new now! Your not my cat would like me better...

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Hah! Good luck finding your way into our neighborhood! It's damn near impossible to get out, let alone figuring a route ta enter, or return once ya figure how ta exit!

Hadda get my car to the shop this morn for a scheduled (previously) maintenance. Flagger at the end of the street told me ta go back! back where, it's a dead end street! Oh... He gets on his walkie-talkie calls his counterpart...then says you can make a right then go ta Franklin St. No shit Sherlock! It's the ONLY way out by car right now! Fuck me... Construction over on the other side of town as well! My alternate route to the auto shop! Luckily they had my Escape scheduled a week in advance...so they expected the old beater!

Walked back to the apartment from the shop. Took a short cut near Safeway and had words with another flagger who asked me where are you going? Home! My apartment! My goddamn neighborhood! She was stunned! Fuck these fuckers! Bigshot flagger chickie! First job in her life ever! Now she's got some authority...and it's gone straight to her head! Yeah, over cars, not pedestrians...

 



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Uke wrote:

Walked back to the apartment from the shop. Took a short cut near Safeway and had words with another flagger who asked me where are you going? Home! My apartment! My goddamn neighborhood! She was stunned! Fuck these fuckers! Bigshot flagger chickie! First job in her life ever! Now she's got some authority...and it's gone straight to her head! Yeah, over cars, not pedestrians...  

 She probably just wanted a little "uke"cumber, you coulda walked her over to the porta-potty and got yer swerve on.



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Freddie Krueger


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Should of just shook your crank at her and then ran..

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These little chickies are about 1/3 Uke's age...if that! Uke does NOT consider young(er) tail ta be worth the price (jail) of a 'little' puss! Perhaps the thirty, or forty somethings are more suitable. And safer!



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1/3 your age puts them in their early 30's.

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Freddie Kruegerwrote 
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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....
Uke


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Wait...what?

 

One day a dog was hurrying home for supper. When he got to the railroad tracks, he discovered a very long, very slow freight train passing by. He decided to risk a dash under the train. He almost made it, however a wheel chopped off several inches of his tail. He immediately turned around to see what happened, and the next wheel chopped off his head. Moral to the story: Never lose your head over a piece of tail!



-- Edited by Uke on Thursday 10th of August 2017 05:43:28 PM

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Advice accepted.

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Cy Valley


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***, would you be the first to complain if there were no infrastructure improvements and your water quit or your sewage started backing up? The city Cy formerly resided in needed many infrastructure improvements, some of the sewage and water mains under the streets are over 100 years old. But, do you think it needs to be upgraded? It's getting upgraded.

Every winter, there are numerous water main breaks in the city Cy formerly resided in. Upgrades may cure that.

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Uke's advice to *cy* your former 'home city' will soon be like new...all infrastructure replaced/upgraded like new, you coulda stayed put!. However the "Sunshine State" will flood into 'uninhabitable' condition. In other words... A swampy, nether world where crocodiles, mosquitoes, and venomous snakes thrive. You mi amigo, will be eaten alive by very large reptilian creatures! Shoes and all!

Uke will breathe on in dry, dry Oregon! Still using in the newly upgraded sewer system piping, and driving along the nice new pavement!

Oh...have we reported on our just repaved arterial road? If not, pardon the oversight... Russel Dr. (The main arterial road in/out of the 'hood) has been repaved!



-- Edited by Uke on Friday 11th of August 2017 01:54:40 PM

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Drumpf is rubbing off.

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Freddie Kruegerwrote 
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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....
Cy Valley


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Cy is not worried about a watery demise. Cy thinks Cy's time is probably long enough to not be a witness to the coming destruction. Or not.

Does Snippy still hate those who refer to themselves in the third person?

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Snippy


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Cy Valley wrote:

Does Snippy still hate those who refer to themselves in the third person?

 Yes, *cy*. Snippy still regards this as one of the worst of character flaws and Snippy hates people who exhibit character flaws.



-- Edited by Snippy on Friday 11th of August 2017 01:36:01 PM

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Going Back to 1850 and 1933 all at once!

 

Freddie Kruegerwrote 
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My prediction which I stole from someone else.... Harris 52.7 percent of the vote and takes all the swing states...... You read it here.....
Cy Valley


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Snippy wrote:
Cy Valley wrote:

Does Snippy still hate those who refer to themselves in the third person?

 Yes, *cy*. Snippy still regards this as one of the worst of character flaws and Snippy hates people.



-- Edited by Snippy on Friday 11th of August 2017 01:36:01 PM

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