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Reasons to Throw You into the Asylum
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Although this is for the women's asylum, many of the same reasons would apply. Youse phukkers are all going:
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Bad nooz for FaceBook/Zuckerberg
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It's about damn time tu! http://www.businessinsider.com/deletefacebook-facebook-movement-2018-3 Smug smart assed punk! He deserves to lose billions of dollars, cuz nobody needs billions of dollars! Fuckin' greedy little punk ass!
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Bad news for Veterans there
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Most every resident of this 'home' is disabled, and quite a few are just marking time, counting the days till the reaper shows up. It's really sad when one of your own loses his cool, and comes back with a gun, over some perceived wrong. Perhaps one of the staff brushed him off, or a doc refused ta renew his...
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Hombre se masturbó contra la pierna de una mujer en el metro de Medellín
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Everyday I try to practice my Spanish by reading the latest news from Medellin and everyday I get sit there and think "this doesn't even make sense in English". Normally it's about an extortion gang getting busted, an odd street murder, or a masacre on a farm. Today's version. Courtesy of Google tra...
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Korea
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Everybody knows that they're still divided since 1953-54, well maybe now they have chance to uni...nah! Too much to hope for. At least they're talking. About talking. And holding more talks. Without Trump's interference. [url]https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/08/asia/north-korea-south-kore...
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For *cy* alone! Nobody else, see?
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Happy birthday *cy*! Or Easter, Rosh Hashana, Hanukah, Lunar New Year, Presidents Day, whatever... Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtnUnKZP_8A
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Oscars
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Jenn Garner has meme moment at the oscars... -- Edited by Calvin on Monday 5th of March 2018 10:57:25 AM
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Ugly people!
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Cruel. Just awful! These two don't deserve to have children, especially after they did this! http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/03/04/woman-dumped-popcorn-on-2-year-old-girl-during-movie-police-say.html -- Edited by Uke on Sunday 4th of March 2018 10:53:03 AM
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United's New idea
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United Airlines Replaces Bonuses With Employee LotteryTheyre united against this. The airlines opted to replace quarterly bonuses with a lottery in which workers could potentially win cash or prizes, suggesting it would build excitement and a sense of accomplishment. The drawing, which woul...
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Oh no! Does daddy know?
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About about Gen. Kelly's disdain towards first daughter, and hubby Jared the 'wiz of the White House' in spite of being the "Fat Slob's" most favored advisors on all matters that matter. Right! [url]http://www.businessinsider.com/ivanka-john-kelly-at-center-of-white-house-feud-rumor...
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School News
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http://wfla.com/2018/02/28/police-in-georgia-respond-to-shots-fired-at-high-school/
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Yes, we have no banan... What?
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Sorry. KFC has closed hundreds, almost all of its quick-fix outlets for lack of supplies. Particularly chicken. Yep. The popular chain restaurant has closed its doors due to a lack of chicken! Yes! That's what they say! We at bj.com are skeptical however, since we've never heard of such a thing! [url...
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All of a sudden they 'discover' playing with shit is cool?
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Baby Uke was into that before everything else! Even walking. Yep. Nothing like rolling a big ol' smelly turd around! Now these toy makers think it's cool, and playing in the toilet is a 'thing'! Who knew? [url]https://www.marketwatch.com/story/toymakers-want-kids-to-play-with-poop-2018-...
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This guy... Is the worst kinda scumbag on the planet!
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And the fucker should be assassinated for his outrageous response in light of the situation that still goes on in Florida. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/22/us/politics/nra-chief-offers-ardent-defense-of-gun-ownership.html CPAC. What a bunch of slobs. Opportunists? -...
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The usual suspects are NOT surprised in the least
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Nor are they amused. All this 'news' has been revealed in previous articles and opinion pages in various media, and according to Mr. Trump himself, who refers to these media as 'fake' news, which surprises few readers. After all this time, one fact remains clear; Trump IS jealous of his predecessor....
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Go! See it on the BIG screen. It's a fuckin' blast!
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"Black Panther"! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZCvzggDcR0 Don't wait for it to come out on DVD. See it while it's everywhere in theaters! Do it! Spend that cash. Support diversity! Entire African American cast*, and director, based on a comic written by a Black author! Uke give...
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Fail
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https://youtu.be/1bBvleySgtU
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A passenger with wind
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/pilot-forced-make-emergency-landing-12038181
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Let us now bow our heads, and pray for...
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...one or more of these fates befalls our "Fat Slob" of a leader, ASAP! Although *** is reserving judgement, while actively encouraging all hit men, and global assassins to rescue Americans from the tyranny of Trump! [url]https://qz.com/1199568/we-asked-three-feng-shui-masters-for-dona...
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Dotard number # two 2 our Veep
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Somebuddy needs ta slap this cold, dead fish upside his head with a big ol' dead carp, or a 2X4! Goddamn Pence anyway! He's worse than Trump with the diplomacy. Neither one of 'em is a shining example on the world stage... But Pence? https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/11/world/asia/kim-yo-jong-mi...
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Who says "When yer dead, it's all over but thecrying!"?
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Don't believe it! Dying is no big deal. In fact we start dying the day we're born. Sort of... But now researchers have discovered proof that maybe not. Perhaps we don't end when we die. Read on: http://www.newsweek.com/where-do-you-go-when-you-die-increasing-signs-human-consciousness-af...
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Another reason *** does NOT phly!
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Babbies. They should be BAND from all air planes. Phlights over two hours in length, NO fucking crying babbies! Ever. Ya wanna travel with yer snot nosed, colicky, whiny brat? Drive! Or take a bus *(Trailways). You can take kids, and babbies on *Amtrak phree... Just don't bring 'em on planes! http://...
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MAGA
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Losing over 800 jobs means hundreds of metro families will be out of work.On Tuesday morning, news arrived that Harley-Davidson, the giant motorcycle maker, will close its Kansas City assembly plant in 2019.Some of the plant's present employees will have the option to follow...
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WTF is wrong with people?
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https://globalnews.ca/news/3998122/united-airlines-denies-peacock-support-animal-to-board-plane-in-new-jersey/
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Russian air liner drops off radar
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And reappears in a field south east of the capital http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43024235
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