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...and thankfully we'll lag 'em for quite a while yet. But incidents like this make ya wonder what the hell's goin' on! Scott Terrell/Skagit Valley Herald Washington state troopers and a Skagit County sheriff's deputy lead Isaac Zamora to the county jail Tuesday afternoon. Zamora is suspected of l...
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Massive Pot Plants Seized From Camden County RanchWATERFORD, N.J. (CBS 3) Camden County Police seized several large marijuana plants from the 'Lazy J' ranch in Waterford Wednesday afternoon. Two males were arrested for possession of the plants, which were nearly five-feet tall. Police believe...
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Amtrak should've known this asshole was going to trespass
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Trespasser tries to zap Amtrak back with lawsuitAn Astoria, N.Y., man is suing Amtrak because they "should have known that people trespassed" in the area of a Boston station where he was severely electrocuted two years ago, the Gothamist reports. After a night of drinking in July 2006, 2...
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Svetozar Varmedja is a sex monster
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Viagra made Svetozar Varmedja, 80, a sex monster August 31, 2008 01:16amArticle from: Font size: + -Send this article: Print Email Man took Viagra and made wife a sex slave Abused her physically and emotionally Court orders he pay her compensation A HUSBAND who demanded sex with his wife at least th...
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Cambodia emerges from the shadow of Philadelphia
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Shooting Inside Camden Home Leaves 5 DeadCAMDEN, N.J. (CBS 3) A man fatally shot four people before turning the gun on himself during an apparent domestic dispute inside a Camden home Monday evening, according to the Camden County Prosecutor's office. Officers were called to the 1400 block of Prin...
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No way he'd just 'gulp down' eleven and a half pounds...
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...of Briz's chili and survive ta tell the tale! Right Briz? Man gulps 11.5 pounds, wins Ohio chili contest September 02, 2008 9:18 AM EDT MASON, Ohio - A man nicknamed "Humble Bob" stuffed himself with 11.5 pounds (5.2 kilos) of a local specialty called chili-spaghetti in only about 10...
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This Gustav looks ta be gaining strength...
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Sounds logical...
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This ain't no jive, particle physics rap is a hit September 01, 2008 1:38 PM EDT EAST LANSING, Mich. - Who says science doesn't turn people on? Kate McAlpine is a rising star on YouTube for her rap performance - about high-energy particle physics. Her performance has drawn a half-million views so fa...
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Another NRA Killing Spree Averted
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Police Arrest Heavily Armed Man Near UCLA CampusLOS ANGELES (AP) A man accused of shooting at a traffic light was arrested near the University of California at Los Angeles with five loaded semiautomatic pistols and thousands of rounds of ammunition in his possession, police said. Gene Bush, 52, wa...
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I know BO is the AC!
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This is how I know that the Apocalypse is upon us. This morning I was driving home after midnight listening to the Coast to Coast show. Even though I am avoiding politics and news and talk radio, I figured it would be okay to listen to the Coast to Coast show because they stay away from politalk, right? Wro...
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Breakout the nut cracker
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Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report Sun Aug 31, 2:25 AM ET KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday. The nut got stuck on his pe...
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Cigarettes, Bug Bombs & Trailer Parks
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Man Charred After Bug Bomb Detonates55-Year-Old Transported To ORMCPOSTED: 2:40 pm EDT August 29, 2008UPDATED: 3:00 pm EDT August 29, 2008 ST. CLOUD, Fla. -- A St. Cloud man's face, head and neck were charred when he sat down in his house to have a cigarette and a bug bomb detonated. The explosion happ...
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Pass the butter knife
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E-mail story Printer friendly page Subscribe to Print Share this story: Digg it | del.icio.us | AIM Modesto man tries to amputate own arm08/31/08 11:31:04Related Content http://www.modbee.com Modesto police say a local man who tried to cut off his own arm at a Denny's restaurant thought he had inj...
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Asswrap saves life
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Disposable diaper breaks fall, saves child's life Email this Story Aug 28, 11:09 PM (ET) By STAN LEHMAN SAO PAULO, Brazil (AP) - A disposable diaper has saved the life of an 18-month-old boy, breaking his fall from a third-floor apartment window, officials said Thursday. Caua Felipe Massaneiro su...
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I found my dasd diarty
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The days I was borned my dad wrote The docter came in the waitng room and said Im sorry mr. Rider you;re son is a mongoloid and ad told him no becuase we where Nebraskans.
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They keep changin' the rules!
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No wonder I can't get in! You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons: You are not logged in. Fill in the form at the bottom of this page and try again.You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you tryi...
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Thank Gawd for FEMA
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FEMA: Gustav Now A Category 5 Storm, StrongestLandfall Possible Anywhere From Galveston, Texas To Mobile, Ala.NEW ORLEANS (AP) Gustav swelled into a fearsome Category 5 hurricane with winds of 155 mph on Saturday as Cuba raced to evacuate more than 240,000 people and Americans to the north clogge...
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Her name was Peg
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ONE-LEGGED HOOKER SLAINBy JOHN DOYLE Last updated: 2:49 pm August 23, 2008 Posted: 5:08 am August 23, 2008 A one-legged hooker was killed in Brooklyn after a john hit her over the head, causing her to fall backwards out of her wheelchair and slam her skull against the wall, cops said yesterday. Elizab...
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Man arrested over lingerie incident Homeless man charged with disorderly conduct at Wal-Mart By Brad Hicks / Staff Writer The Williamsburg Police Department arrested a man for allegedly getting a little too friendly with some of a stores lingerie. Thursday morning, Officer Shawn Jackson with th...
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Did you make it to the 100 post forum yet???......not much goes on over there....I think Uke fucked it up. Widerstand Stable Posts: 101 Date: 11:06 PM, 08/28/08
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Is there no shame?
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Urn Of Pa. Man Stolen During Memorial ServiceWILKES-BARRE, Pa. (AP) An eastern Pennsylvania woman says a dispute over a final resting place for her fiance has led to a startling disappearanceof the urn containing his cremated remains. Nancy Kempa of Wilkes-Barre says her 25-year-old fiance, Aar...
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Somebody ruined the holiday weekend at the shore
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Medical Waste Closes Cape May Co. BeachesAVALON, N.J. (CBS3/AP) Medical debris continued to pose problems for the start of Labor Day weekend along some Cape May County beaches. The town of Avalon allowed swimmers back into the ocean at some of its beaches on Friday afternoon, after closing all of it...
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Menudo again!
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No special occasion. Nope. Not hung over either Briz. My old Spanish neighbor Roberto made a big ol' pot, froze a bunch...and saw me goin' ta my car and asked, "Hey...you wanna menudo?" Hell yeah I said... He says bring me a bowl and I fix for you! I'm gonna make a green salad, and take some brea...
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