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Its a Man Thing.
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Its a man thing.As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by afuneral director to play at a graveside service for a homelessman. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at apauper's cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiarwith the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typic...
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I re-Uke you
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Seriuosly, what would Jeezuss do?
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First of all somebody's gonna hafta get his atten...or Gawd's attention. Hopefully one of 'em has their cell phone battery all charged up and ready ta take that call!
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New Rule On Long Island: No Booing At Riverhead Town Hall
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Booing...cant say I would go to the point of making a verbal "booing sound". I know what it means and then I look around the room and the persons doing most the booing and they seem pretty easy to categorize. New Rule On Long Island: No Booing At Riverhead Town Hall http://newyork.cbsloca...
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Long Island man issued summons for laughing too loud in his own home
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My dad had a laugh you could hear the whole neighborhood but it was always "remembered as good". Sometimes reading the posts here everyday, I renew my ability to laugh. Takes a lot more today to get me to laugh. I'm hard to entertain but for some reason the couple dozen souls that say anything...
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MIR freak snowstorm @ Miami # !
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http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/story/2013/03/05/mb-snow-storm-miami-manitoba.html-- Edited by Thunderwagon5000 on Thursday 7th of March 2013 07:34:52 AM
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UN: Colo., Wash. legal pot violates drug treaties
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I knew something would come along to spoil so manies dreams. I havent noticed any change in the underworld. Noticed the recent movement to get the MJ grown by people who know how to grow it, some sort of quality control, grading and testing of everything sold. Tuu much information. All the customer nee...
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Attention Uke: Damsel in distress alert.
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Mugshot: Driver hit trailer, tried to flee in toy truck? By HLNtv.com Staffupdated 10:04 AM EST, Wed March 06, 2013 NEED TO KNOWNancy Grace's Mugshot of the DayJamie Craft, 29, allegedly crashed her vehicle into a mobile home, then attempted to escape in a toy truckCraft was charged with DWI, pub...
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Uke will be standing at edge and staring into the abyss
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Uke can save them both
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CHARLIE SHEEN I CAN SAVE LINDSAYEXCLUSIVECharlie Sheen wants to become Lindsay Lohan's savior, and he thinks he has the credentials and cred to do the job. Charlie tells TMZ, "I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not. She can continue t...
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Why sex is a 'better headache cure rather than painkillers'
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I've been known as Dr. Krink in most of my relationships with women. I can usually come up with a cure...for a headache. Although there was this one woman that I fantasized about doing. I actually had "sex-dreams" with her in them. I worked with her for several years. She went with me on a date...
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More idiocy from the "Emerald City"!
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Trains delayed as police try to get man out of tree By Michael Harthorne Published: Mar 1, 2013 at 7:38 AM PST Last Updated: Mar 1, 2013 at 8:08 AM PST The Seattle Police Department has spent Friday morning trying to get a man out of a tree in Magnolia. (Photo by Joshua Lewis/KOMO News) SEATTLE -- The Sea...
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Where's the Philly murder updates?
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It's damn near the end of Decem... Damn near the ned of the world, and Troll fails ta let us in on the murders in and around Philadelphia. Meanwhile down south (Of Seattle) just outside Portland this: Oregon Mall Shooting: At Least 1 Dead, Shooter 'Neutralized'A Google Maps street view of Clackamas T...
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Damn
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Such a shame......she got whacked along with Phil Leotardo's brother by Tony Blundetto in a rerun of the Sopranos.
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Drones Can Detect if Citizen is Armed...
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Just in case you dint know that.... Drones Can Detect if Citizen is Armed...
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Have you ever seen an entire river?
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Have you ever seen an entire river? This is a 113 day journey down the Green and Colorado Rivers, from source to sea. We started in the Wind River Mountains, Wyoming in October 2011, and finished at the Sea of Cortez, Mexico in January 2012 http://vimeo.com/60269562
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You're Marking Off
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I remember old heads telling me, those who had fathers who were railroaders during the depression, at least, in the town known for picnic table loving, everyone agreed to take at least one trip off a month (generous) to try and cut some of the extra board a break. Never heard of it being policy, though:...
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So...is it the ned of the world?
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Eh... Maybe. But just in case... I'm headin' back ta church! http://www.latimes.com/news/world/worldnow/la-fg-wn-pope-retires-20130228,0,2416896.story
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What's That Thing Hanging Outside My Bathroom Window? My Neighbor's Drone
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http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/02/25/172874102/what-s-that-thing-hanging-outside-my-bathroom-window-my-neighbor-s-drone
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How's this for an investment?
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Originally published February 27, 2013 at 9:09 PM | Page modified February 28, 2013 at 1:41 PM Make your bid: Historic fireboat Alki up for auctionThe city of Seattle is putting an 86-year-old fireboat up for auction. It comes with a lot of history and a lot of issues.By Jack BroomSeattle Times staff...
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Moscow is billionaires' capital of the world
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/9900088/Moscow-i...
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BREAKING NEWS
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Nuns protesting BJ.com World HQ over the possibility of Fuck Uke becoming Pope Fuck Uke I. Troll orders fire h...
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Let ‘Em Rip: Study Finds Passengers Passing Gas Mid-Flight Healthy
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Saving farts...during a flight may be due to being just a little bit scared and your asshole is at maximum pucker...along with the other 140 assholes riding with you with their assholes puckered up tight. Let Em Rip: Study Finds Passengers Passing Gas Mid-Flight Healthy http://charlotte.cbslo...
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US is a Third World Hellhole...According to Police
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Law enforcement agencies in America are using the No More Hesitation series of cardboard and paper targets for shooting practice. The Minneapolis-based Law Enforcement Targets Inc. (LET) has produced at least eight of them, with photos ranging from a young boy to a pregnant woman in her third trim...
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No more'n forty characters...
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...and/or stuppid little keyboard thingies! You may now follow us tu!
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