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Equality State Takes NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!
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Somebody's gotta be first and the Equality State did it. Watch out, Mr. PHHHHEMMMMMMBEEEEEEEWYOMING Sobering news ahead of the biggest one night celebration of the year is Wyoming has the highest rate of impaired driving deaths.SafeWise.com presented the findings using the most recent 2017 i...
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'Lectricity. Where's it come from?
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Here's one of the conveniences of living here, in North Merica. Ya flip a switch, and lights come on. Stop at a store on your way home buy milk, eggs, bread, and beer. All fresh, all cold. Why? Electricity. Yep. Great! But most of us haven't a clue how that electric reached our homes. Wires. Right? Yep. Wi...
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How'd They Ever Get Caught
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https://www.10tv.com/article/franklin-county-deputies-capture-escaped-kentucky-inmates-ashland-county
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Nothing more to be said: CHICAGO - Chicago police say two officers investigating a shots-fired call on the city's far South Side have died after being struck by a train.Police spokeswoman Michelle Tannehill confirmed the deaths Monday night but said she had no additional details to release. She...
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Another story that really happened.
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It's another one of them 'walking while black', or driving while...hangin' out while...talkin' on a cell phone while black, etc. You get the picture. And we've all heard 'em, and felt the outrage they provoke in all right minded people, no matter your race. But this one in particular got under my skin...
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Canuckistan weed shortage?
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Seriously? The country is huge! Okay, okay...well maybe it's the weather. Their 'growing season' is rather short to say the least. Maybe July, August, September. Forget October, through June. They haven't exactly named the country "The Great White Almost Always Frozen North" for no reason! Damn...
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It Could Be Worse
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https://www.livescience.com/64132-worst-year-ever-536.html-- Edited by Cy Valley o...
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Will "It get worse?" as Cy perdickted...
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...perhaps we should leave it up to the man hizownselph, the guy who dared pose the original query, Cy! Could it (lyphe as we know it) get any worse than it is now? Anybody care to opine... https://www.livescience.com/14173-doomsday-scenarios-apocalypse-2012.html Personally a y...
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Fuck a buncka Russkies anyway!
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[url]https://www.foxnews.com/auto/retro-electric-1967-ford-mustang-revealed-in-russia[/...
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Minnesota, It's Always Minnesota
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Minneapolis PD getting into the Christmas spirit:MINNEAPOLIS (AP) Two Minneapolis police officers were placed on paid leave Friday after their apparent involvement in Christmas tree decorations that the citys mayor called despicable.The Christmas tree at a precinct station on the citys Nort...
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Huh?
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Has Trump really been lying about all he's done since being elected/selected, or is he stating facts? (For a change) Which we'd all love to hear him state finally, so we didn't have to rely on 'fact-checkers' to make certain that he's actually telling the truth... [url]https://www.washingtonpost...
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Well fuck me!
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The 'Cat House" is on Center St. in Lebanon, right next to this 'homeless' camp. or whatever they call it. Maybe it's a meth house. But there's always people circulating in and out of this junk strewn, filthy shithole house! Lebanon teen arrested in stabbing Alex PaulNov 20, 2018 Updated 4 hrs ago ...
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It's like a steamroller!
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What izzit? The usual Kersmuss crap, only this time they figured it might be time ta a get Jeezuss into the act! Maybe that'll entice more shoppers into the stores ta buy schitt they really don't need, but ta give away as 'gifts' from Santa. Right. Right. Like we've never been through this crap before. H...
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Really?
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Thought for sure I'd finally lost my mind, so I looked it up, and yep! It's a real thing, and happening nearby! A THC Fair. Everything ya thought ya wanted ta know about marijuana, and schitt! Since the state of Ory-gun made weed legal, it's everywhere, including Lebanon! This sleepy little burg of 16-...
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No Hazelnut
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BD's own brand and he doesn't even like the stuff: -- Edited by Cy Valley on Wednesday 15th of August 2018 05:45:46 PM
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.But wait, there's more...
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...more what? Music, specifically Kersmuss music! Yep! Too much Christmas music can mentally harm you Did you know? Looped music has been used a means of torture.Scotty Hendricks02 November, 2018 (Andrew Burton/Getty Images) It's that time of year again, when we start hearing Christmas mus...
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Talking 'unique' style...
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...okay I borrowed from Cy's idea, but this IS something near, and dear to me for lotsa reasons. The VW beetle. Yep. That car. Izzit really the end for the Beetle? https://jalopnik.com/i-dont-believe-the-final-edition-beetle-will-be-final-b-1830183519 Good story!
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Unique Style
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Seen today in Dunedin, FL, I knew right away it wasn't the Bikenführer because he wasn't making much speed. Shot isn't very good quality because it was taken from a moving car.
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The Underprivileged Just Got a Whole Lot Poorer
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/greyhound-western-canada-1.4884374-- Edited by Thunderwagon5000 on Wednesday 31st of October 2018 07:49:21 AM
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Trump must be upset at this news!
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Especially after his promises that America would be hiring, AND bringing jobs, and money from overseas back home. Yep. How ya feel now ya fat slob? General Motors. One of Merica's oldest, largest companies failing... What to think about this latest 'rationalization'? Damn! Who knows. But this doe...
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Well now let's have a bit more paranoia!
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The sheriff's department of Linn County (county of Uke's current home) has credible sightings of cougars within our area. https://www.kptv.com/news/linn-county-sheriff-s-office-watch-out-for-large-cougar/article_f8824486-d71b-11e8-a44d-73c9457f167b.html While...
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Probably Not the MegaMillions Winners
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HANAHAN, S.C. (AP) - Police in South Carolina say a naked woman tried to bite off a man's genitals and then rushed on all fours at responding officers, who shocked her with a stun gun.WCSC-TV reports that a man called police for help, saying the woman tried to bite off his penis during sex with him and ano...
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At least he's not in the "They come in threes" outfit!
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But still why's he throwing in the towel after only fifty years? Maybe that's it. He's fed up, finally after 50, yep FIFTY years! https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/17/arts/television/sesame-street-big-bird.html Guess it'll be all Teletubbies, all the time for Uke!
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Had a dream this morning
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Woke up coughing. Which way tu the lake ? I'm hungry, like really phukkin hungry ! -- Edited by Thunderwagon5000 on Monday 15th of October 2018 09:45:46 AM
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Seattle. More stupid shit
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Big balls shut down traffic. Right. https://www.npr.org/2018/10/19/658817818/lets-bounce-large-metal-balls-roll-out-of-truck-shut-down-the-block Sure glad I escaped alive! What a fuckin' city. About twenty times worse than Ritzville. Washington.
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