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Probably Not the MegaMillions Winners
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HANAHAN, S.C. (AP) - Police in South Carolina say a naked woman tried to bite off a man's genitals and then rushed on all fours at responding officers, who shocked her with a stun gun.WCSC-TV reports that a man called police for help, saying the woman tried to bite off his penis during sex with him and ano...
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At least he's not in the "They come in threes" outfit!
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But still why's he throwing in the towel after only fifty years? Maybe that's it. He's fed up, finally after 50, yep FIFTY years! https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/17/arts/television/sesame-street-big-bird.html Guess it'll be all Teletubbies, all the time for Uke!
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Had a dream this morning
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Woke up coughing. Which way tu the lake ? I'm hungry, like really phukkin hungry ! -- Edited by Thunderwagon5000 on Monday 15th of October 2018 09:45:46 AM
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Seattle. More stupid shit
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Big balls shut down traffic. Right. https://www.npr.org/2018/10/19/658817818/lets-bounce-large-metal-balls-roll-out-of-truck-shut-down-the-block Sure glad I escaped alive! What a fuckin' city. About twenty times worse than Ritzville. Washington.
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C'mon, Have a Drink
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OCOEE, Fla. (WFLA/NBC) ? An argument over alcohol led to a shooting in central Florida.Police said Lathon Jean Yee, 39, shot a stranger Oct. 9 after refused to take a shot of liquor.According to police, Yee and Eric Meeks, also 39, were inside Frank?s Place in Ocoee when they got into an argument.Secu...
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UPS Boyz.............shades of Conrail Boyz
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Verizon was ordering I-phones from headquarters and wasn't getting them, UPS checked and said that it appeared that the packages were being held up because of damaged packing materials. UPS has a dept that looks at a damaged box, repacks into another box and sends box on its way. Verizon then looked...
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The FOX Weather Channel
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Fear sells. Reality from the real NWS: The Weather Channel version:
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NOT Hawt for Teacher
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You take care of me and you'll get straight A's. Wonder if he liked it and then thought, there's no end and no future in this?A 27-year-old math teacher, Jennifer Olajire-Aro, coerced a 17-year-old student into having sex with her, repeatedly threatening to dock his grades if he refused, according...
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Lacvin's wish may come true, soon!
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What wish izzat ya say? Well lemme 'splain...a while back Vincla perdickted $10/pump gasoline right? Right! Maybe he wasn't dreaming. Maybe. Now however there IS credible news concerning oil, and rising prices for crude. Yep. Here's what's happening. And it's more than supply vs demand that are c...
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Virginia, It's Always Virginia
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It's a kids football game but somebody wasn't pleased with the outcome:Several coaches and parents have some explaining to do after local police was called to the field after a pee wee football game in Wise County, Virginia over the weekend, according to News 5.A fight broke out between adults in th...
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Canuckistan Raccoons eh? Meh...
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Now this is a bigger deal than those little furry fuckers yep. Looka dis penny... And it's really, really Mercan! Yep! [url]https://www.barrons.com/articles/first-u-s-penny-will-be-auctioned-for-around-100-million-times-its-monetary-value-1538508889?mod=trending_now_1[/...
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Attention BJ.com Photochop Dept.
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Freddie Kruegerwrote 4h agoKnitting my pussy hat...
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Hazelnut?
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https://theconversation.com/ive-always-wondered-why-dont-chickens-look-down-when-they-scratch-85820
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Motorist, 21, Wearing A "Drunk As Shit" T-Shirt Is Arrested For Drunk Driving
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-driving/drunk-as-shit-shirt-876490
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More GE nooz...or snooze!
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So what's going on at General Electric, one of the original Dow Jones Industries from back in the 1800s when the stock market was formed. Now that GE has been booted from the Dow, what's next under Flannery? Will they shed the 'transportation' division? Unlikely, becaue they'ere still selling big ro...
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This IS something...
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...if ya reside in Canuckistan's largest city! Yep. It's Toronto, and they get kudos, and bragging rights for this story because it made national TV news here, and there... https://www.npr.org/2018/09/16/647599627/theres-no-stopping-toronto-s-uber-raccoon
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Is this anything?
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The Miss America 'pageant' is over a hundred years old by now. Some would say it's an American institution. Well I don't know about that, but I will say this, I watched a lot of 'em growing up, especially when the hormones were stirring in the lower regions. And then the erections. Of course there's noth...
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Looks like bj.com will hafta quit...
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...the internets because we hate to admit we're damn near bankrupt. Again! We've been hard at work trying to recruit new members, to no avail! Alas once again we're selling space to a new sponsor. Keeping up with current trends, and discussions around the corral, this seems apropos. Not to mention We...
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How it all started...
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...but made Walt a millionaire on the way to "Disneyland" and all the shit that followed, including the 'railroad' Yep, that tu! https://video.disney.com/watch/steamboat-willie-4ea9de5180b375f7476ada2c?recommended=s Unlike "Snippy," I have seen "Deliverance," but I've n...
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Meanwhile, in West (By Gawd) Virginia
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This newsroom feud deserves its own segment.A West Virginia weather girl attacked the stations TV news anchor cracking her skull in a wild brawl because the anchor accused her of hitting on her husband, according to reports Friday.Meteorologist Chelsea Ambriz, 26, allegedly shoved WSAZ-TV st...
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We got tropical storm Gordon...Japan got typhoon "Jebi"
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Think all this weather created during MIR/MARSrx and running its course. Gordon going to dump a foot of rain on a lot of folks minimum. Typhoon "Jebi" really made a mess in Japan and this news link covers it...I think. These storms also fall into the celestial influence Sun oppose Neptune exact Friday...
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Got a "Cat-Killer" in the GPNW
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[url]https://www.king5.com/article/news/local/13th-dead-cat-linked-to-thurston-county-serial-cat-...
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Important tiparoonies for insulation upgrades to the attic.
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New sponsor...
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...which we needed, 'cause we're close to bankrupt, and the Canuck server is about ta boot us off the internets. But one of our favorite country singer/songwriter/performers has stepped up with her dollas! (Pun intended Pipes!) S...
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My Grandpa is a Good Guy with a Gun
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Ugly story right out of the capital city:COLUMBUS, Ohio - One person is dead after a shooting in south Columbus, according to Columbus police.Officers responded to a shooting in the 1200 block of Berkeley Road around 11 p.m. Wednesday.Officers found the victim, identified as 19-year-old Jordan...
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